Call for FLC to become a Mod

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

The fat ladyboys are better, because they have a larger capacity and are already sweaty from walking off the plane before going through customs.

[WTFH]

The fat mules are better, because they are already sweaty from walking off the plane before going through customs.

[MrMarkyMark]

Admin worked out a while ago never to employ a fat mod.

Heart attack central, especially with the lives the CUK moderators lead

[BrilloPad]

Accepted.

Where do I sign now?

Admin worked out a while ago never to employ a fat mod.

[Mordac]

MF is flying back to Luton from the US through Mexico and he will be back on 31 July. I will send across the notes once I receive the consignment.

What makes you think you'll be receiving the consignment? I know you're on the chubby side, but what the hell are you going to do with 3 kilos of cheap viagra? On second thoughts, don't answer that...

[FatLazyContractor]

An alternative route is to simply send me a (large) envelope stuffed with used 200CHF notes.

MF is flying back to Luton from the US through Mexico and he will be back on 31 July. I will send across the notes once I receive the consignment.

[NotAllThere]

Accepted.

Where do I sign now?

Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.

An alternative route is to simply send me a (large) envelope stuffed with used 200CHF notes.

[Mordac]

Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.

It'll bounce higher than a giraffe's wedding veg, so don't waste any time dreaming about spending it...

[WTFH]

There you go. Only a true believer can read my signature

Dad? Is that you?
You mean all these years that mum told me you had put on weight and become a sex toy for sperm whales you were actually working on a helpdesk in India?

[FatLazyContractor]

Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.

There you go. Only a true believer can read my signature

[MrMarkyMark]

Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.

Don't forget he has to do the same for me to validate and endorse his application

[WTFH]

Accepted.

Where do I sign now?

Just sign the bottom of one of your cheques and send it to me.

[FatLazyContractor]

Accepted.

Where do I sign now?