Reply to: Mid life crisis......

[MrMarkyMark]

Wut?

I drove a 450bhp car at 29. At least buy a Ferrari you pussy.

[Mordac]

His boss may not want sex with him...

He's a contractor isn't he? So sex with oneself it is then, something he must have mastered by now...

[SueEllen]

Have sex with your boss :

His boss may not want sex with him...

[Platypus]

what else do I need to do?

Have sex with your boss :

[AtW]

At least buy a Ferrari you pussy.

He can't - he's got mafia neighbours...

[blackeye]

Alfa red Alfa with twin exhaust pipes and a stinkingly fast engine (175 horses)

Wut?

I drove a 450bhp car at 29. At least buy a Ferrari you pussy.

[WTFH]

175 horses? Pah. My pedestrian oil burning Lexus has that many. And more torques than your Whizz Bang

I think you'll find the 175bhp is a 4 pot 2l oil burner, lighter than a Lexus but still with lots of torques.

[RetSet]

I officially have it.

I am picking up an Alfa red Alfa with twin exhaust pipes and a stinkingly fast engine (175 horses) on Saturday.

To do my mid life crisis properly, what else do I need to do?

175 horses? Pah. My pedestrian oil burning Lexus has that many. And more torques than your Whizz Bang

[FatLazyContractor]

I work with Cretins, I wish it were just computers.

Can you please ask sas to come back?

[DimPrawn]

My mum still tells people "he works with computers"

Less embarrassing than telling them I work in the banking sector in London I suppose.

I work with Cretins, I wish it were just computers.

[LondonManc]

Getting into "IT".

My mum still tells people "he works with computers"

Less embarrassing than telling them I work in the banking sector in London I suppose.

[DimPrawn]

Ambitious to right the missteps they feel they have taken early in life

Getting into "IT".

[AtW]

Individuals experiencing a mid-life crisis may feel:

• a deep sense of remorse for goals not accomplished
• a fear of humiliation among more successful colleagues
• longing to achieve a feeling of youthfulness
• need to spend more time alone or with certain peers
• a heightened sense of their sexuality or lack thereof
• ennui, confusion, resentment or anger due to their discontent with their marital, work, health, economic, or social status
• ambitious to right the missteps they feel they have taken early in life

Off to buy a new Italian motor...

[LondonManc]

Taken from Wikipedia (fount of all knowledge )

Individuals experiencing a mid-life crisis may feel:

• a deep sense of remorse for goals not accomplished
• a fear of humiliation among more successful colleagues
• longing to achieve a feeling of youthfulness
• need to spend more time alone or with certain peers
• a heightened sense of their sexuality or lack thereof
• ennui, confusion, resentment or anger due to their discontent with their marital, work, health, economic, or social status
• ambitious to right the missteps they feel they have taken early in life

So basically that's General covered then...

qh

Given the lack of humility in General, I'd say item 2 is the exception that proves the rest.

[quackhandle]

Taken from Wikipedia (fount of all knowledge )

Individuals experiencing a mid-life crisis may feel:

• a deep sense of remorse for goals not accomplished
• a fear of humiliation among more successful colleagues
• longing to achieve a feeling of youthfulness
• need to spend more time alone or with certain peers
• a heightened sense of their sexuality or lack thereof
• ennui, confusion, resentment or anger due to their discontent with their marital, work, health, economic, or social status
• ambitious to right the missteps they feel they have taken early in life

So basically that's General covered then...

qh