Anyone need a lawyer or a....

[MrMarkyMark]

Can he deliver pasta in a Tornado?

Of course, but his star turn is to do it by Unicorn

[Uncle Albert]

Can he deliver pasta in a Tornado?

[MrMarkyMark]

Loved this bit

Mr Housego questioned whether Mr Blacker might have begun to ‘believe in his own propaganda’, adding: ‘Some people have the capacity to believe to be what they wish to be.’

Mr Levey replied: ‘If you were to find that when he made those statements and he genuinely believes he that he has a degree from Oxford, that he was so deluded, then yes, I can see how that might not be dishonest.’

[MrMarkyMark]

And Mr Blacker, who also calls himself Lord Harley and allegedly says he holds qualifications from at least seven universities,

TBF They did leave out the bits about him also being a, fully qualified, rocket scientist and brain surgeon.
MF says he runs into him all the time, when he's working on those sort of gigs

[northernladuk]

Boiler Inspector, Harry Potter Lookalike, Zooalogical Fellow Member, first aider or pathological liar then here's your man.

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