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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
    Well done Andy

    That boy's grit and determination makes one proud to be British.

    Our disgraceful national football squad could do with a few Andy Murrays.
    I thought Wales represented their nation very well, as did Northern Ireland. Both teams played their hearts out, put their souls into it, the fans could see that and appreciated it. Both teams received heroes welcomes on their return. Nothing disgraceful about it.

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  • Malcolm Buggeridge
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    Well done Andy

    That boy's grit and determination makes one proud to be British.

    Our disgraceful national football squad could do with a few Andy Murrays.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    And a Brit won the men's wheelchair singles (first time they've had wheelchair singles at Wimbledon) and a Brit won the mixed doubles.
    And a Brit won the British Grand Prix. I wonder what odds MF got on his £10,000 bet for all that to happen.
    Had a 100 on Serena to win. Low odds.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    And what's wrong with ginger?
    It's one of those obscure Enlglish laws which have never been repealed, like shooting Welshmen with crossbows. The same thing can be done to anyone who presents themselves with a ginger pube between their teeth.
    Last edited by barrydidit; 10 July 2016, 20:15. Reason: speling

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    And what's wrong with ginger?
    Everything

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    EDIT: Am I the only one seeing something "funny" under her armpit?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Black, brown or blonde.
    And what's wrong with ginger?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Organic dental floss. Green innit.
    Black, brown or blonde.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

    Thanks barry. The kebab I had for dinner just came out

    Time to head back to the doner shop.



    EDIT: Am I the only one seeing something "funny" under her armpit?
    Last edited by FatLazyContractor; 10 July 2016, 20:07.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    'flosses with pubes'
    Organic dental floss. Green innit.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Is AndyW's mum a Portuguese footballer? It appears that all you have to do is approach them and they go down.
    I genuinely read that as Andy Murrays mum, and wondered what news I'd missed today

    Although, there is a certain resemblance to Gillian 'flosses with pubes' Taylforth...



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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Which one? Murray? Or his mum?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Brits are also currently 1st and 2nd in the Tour de France and another is leading the points competition. 2nd place man Adam Yates is also wearing the White Jersey as best young rider.
    Yep. We are on top of the world.

    Another strong reason to brexit and set up our own shop.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Is AndyW's mum a Portuguese footballer? It appears that all you have to do is approach them and they go down.
    I think Ronaldo knows that they're likely to lose so he's just getting in his excuses (and tears) in early



    (Although I do have a smidgin of sorrow for the guy)

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