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    #11
    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    'flosses with pubes'
    Organic dental floss. Green innit.

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      #12
      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

      Thanks barry. The kebab I had for dinner just came out

      Time to head back to the doner shop.



      EDIT: Am I the only one seeing something "funny" under her armpit?
      Last edited by FatLazyContractor; 10 July 2016, 20:07.

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        #13
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Organic dental floss. Green innit.
        Black, brown or blonde.

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          #14
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          Black, brown or blonde.
          And what's wrong with ginger?

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            #15
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            EDIT: Am I the only one seeing something "funny" under her armpit?

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              #16
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              And what's wrong with ginger?
              Everything

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                #17
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                And what's wrong with ginger?
                It's one of those obscure Enlglish laws which have never been repealed, like shooting Welshmen with crossbows. The same thing can be done to anyone who presents themselves with a ginger pube between their teeth.
                Last edited by barrydidit; 10 July 2016, 20:15. Reason: speling

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    And a Brit won the men's wheelchair singles (first time they've had wheelchair singles at Wimbledon) and a Brit won the mixed doubles.
                    And a Brit won the British Grand Prix. I wonder what odds MF got on his £10,000 bet for all that to happen.
                    Had a 100 on Serena to win. Low odds.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      #20
                      Well done Andy

                      That boy's grit and determination makes one proud to be British.

                      Our disgraceful national football squad could do with a few Andy Murrays.

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