Reply to: BOOMED! UK manufactured computer sales to surge

[SuperZ]

Just need a change to the minimum wage and we can have our own sweatshops too!
Can't wait.
Can also get the younguns off the streets and making t-shirts and underwear when not leeearrnning..

[CretinWatcher]

Will Suity's BPM go-live?

Look you've got to be realistic .....

[MrMarkyMark]

My next desktop should be a Raspberry Pi then?

If you dont mind a refurb, you could always go for one of these:-

[NotAllThere]

The Pound needs to devalue faster :-

It should be rename "The Ounce".

[FatLazyContractor]

You're being unneccesarily pessimistic.
Under our dynamic, bright and glorious leader Ms. Leadsom, the sunny uplands are in sight, steel and coal plants will re-open, British Leyland will be resurrected to compete with Mercedes, the 50% of the population with an IQ under 100 will be cognitively enhanced so they can take up the many knowledge worker jobs on offer.
Original PM and GB9 will retrain as neurosurgeons, vetran will write his first "Hello World" program after 10 days of effort and all will be well with the world.

Will Suity's BPM go-live?

[CretinWatcher]

Is there a flaw in the plan?

You're being unneccesarily pessimistic.
Under our dynamic, bright and glorious leader Ms. Leadsom, the sunny uplands are in sight, steel and coal plants will re-open, British Leyland will be resurrected to compete with Mercedes, the 50% of the population with an IQ under 100 will be cognitively enhanced so they can take up the many knowledge worker jobs on offer.
Original PM and GB9 will retrain as neurosurgeons, vetran will write his first "Hello World" program after 10 days of effort and all will be well with the world.

[Old Greg]

Is anything manufactured in the UK?

I thought it all came from China or Taiwan.

Is there a flaw in the plan?

[d000hg]

My next desktop should be a Raspberry Pi then?

[BrilloPad]

The Pound needs to devalue faster :-

World faces deflation shock as China devalues at accelerating pace

[BrilloPad]

Poundland is rebranding as 105pland

[Mordac]

Is it because of poor edukation?

Educated people can think of what will happen a few steps ahead...

Possibly. Doesn't explain how you manage it though...

[AtW]

Anyone else noticed that Joe Public and the average "have-not" are just getting on with their lives whilst the only ones bleating and moaning are the better off and over-privileged?

Is it because of poor edukation?

Educated people can think of what will happen a few steps ahead...

[shaunbhoy]

Oh God give it up. Take a deep breath and move on with life.

Q. What is the difference between the engines on an Airbus A320 and a Bremainer?

A. The engines on an Airbus occasionally stop whining!!



Anyone else noticed that Joe Public and the average "have-not" are just getting on with their lives whilst the only ones bleating and moaning are the better off and over-privileged?

Suck it up buttercup!!

[MrMarkyMark]

Is anything manufactured in the UK?

I thought it all came from China or Taiwan.

Still doing our bit at home to avoid population growth

Mates: official site :: Mates History

[darmstadt]

Is anything manufactured in the UK?

I thought it all came from China or Taiwan.

Although (accidentally) invented by the bloke who also invented what became Oxo cubes (he came from...I'll give you a clue, it begins with D, ends with T and has the word arm in it )