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That's Ok, "Chelsea", you were.Originally posted by vetran View PostSo graphic it feels like I was there!
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Bitter experience? So graphic it feels like I was there!Originally posted by Pondlife View PostBritish Exit: To try to pull out early but with uncertainty in the timing. You create a massive mess that needs to be cleared up and you're not sure if part of you is still inside and you're royally fcked about what to do next.
Usage: Me and Chelsea were doing it behind ASDA and I done a British exit. So she's back there wiping herself off with her tracksuit but now I gotta get her a preggers test. WTF am I gonna do man?
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British Exit: To try to pull out early but with uncertainty in the timing. You create a massive mess that needs to be cleared up and you're not sure if part of you is still inside and you're royally fcked about what to do next.
Usage: Me and Chelsea were doing it behind ASDA and I done a British exit. So she's back there wiping herself off with her tracksuit but now I gotta get her a preggers test. WTF am I gonna do man?
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No, did you notice the word "retard"? sas would have chewed his pencil for a while, and eventually thought of another word.
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SAS you been on Urban Dictionary again?
Urban Dictionary: British Exit
What happens when a retard called Nigel Farage decides that Britain is better off not being a part of the EU, and convinces half the nation that is right.
The UK is screwed now, thanks to the British ExitTags: None
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