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Previously on "Keep calm and carry on - here's what's going to happen"

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    Cue lots of people getting jobs for £35K and then being laid off on the first day. Or getting jobs for £35K and giving £30K of it back to the person that hired them.

    Cue lots of moaning about immigration authorities not doing enough to prevent this sort of thing.
    Oh dear. And you think CretinWatcher sasguru is living in a fantasy world.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by CretinWatcher View Post
    What is done is done. It's a massive mistake but it will be fixed in the following way:

    The bad economic news will keep coming, don't panic.
    It's a consequence of investors understanding Britain's weak monetary and fiscal position.
    We need someone pragmatic and it should be Boris as he caused the damage.
    And if he wants to make amends he will negotiate a deal with the Europeans that will allow for one of 3 things or all:
    - work permit access for Europeans who have jobs above a certain threshold of income. Once they have a job offer above 35K say, they automatically get a work permit, can bring their family and are the subject to normal immigration rules.
    - no access to benefits for a period of months (actually Dave already did this but no one noticed above the din of Brexiteer shouting)
    - show they have a certain amount of funds

    - free access to NHS for the above

    In return, Brits in Europe will have to do the same. Fooking unnecessary pain but there you go.

    In exchange free access to the single market.

    Job done.
    Boris? Pragmatic? Isn't it time for your medication?

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by CretinWatcher View Post
    What is done is done. It's a massive mistake but it will be fixed in the following way:

    The bad economic news will keep coming, don't panic.
    It's a consequence of investors understanding Britain's weak monetary and fiscal position.
    We need someone pragmatic and it should be Boris as he caused the damage.
    And if he wants to make amends he will negotiate a deal with the Europeans that will allow for one of 3 things or all:
    - work permit access for Europeans who have jobs above a certain threshold of income. Once they have a job offer above 35K say, they automatically get a work permit, can bring their family and are the subject to normal immigration rules.
    - no access to benefits for a period of months (actually Dave already did this but no one noticed above the din of Brexiteer shouting)
    - show they have a certain amount of funds

    - free access to NHS for the above

    In return, Brits in Europe will have to do the same. Fooking unnecessary pain but there you go.

    In exchange free access to the single market.

    Job done.

    Stick to roadsweeping and leave fortune telling to the professionals

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  • VectraMan
    replied
    Originally posted by CretinWatcher View Post
    Once they have a job offer above 35K say, they automatically get a work permit, can bring their family and are the subject to normal immigration rules.
    Cue lots of people getting jobs for £35K and then being laid off on the first day. Or getting jobs for £35K and giving £30K of it back to the person that hired them.

    Cue lots of moaning about immigration authorities not doing enough to prevent this sort of thing.

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  • CretinWatcher
    replied
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Is your ass jealous of the amount of tulip that just came out of your mouth?
    Please explain further ....

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  • vetran
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    if only that would be an excellent outcome.

    Assuming we stay out of ever closer union etc I would pay for that.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Is your ass jealous of the amount of tulip that just came out of your mouth?

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  • scooterscot
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    Why are EU members going to destabilise themselves for the sake of one member? They all work to the same rules. That's why it remains intact no matter what you throw at it. There'll be no halfway house until the UK enacts article 50.

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  • Keep calm and carry on - here's what's going to happen

    What is done is done. It's a massive mistake but it will be fixed in the following way:

    The bad economic news will keep coming, don't panic.
    It's a consequence of investors understanding Britain's weak monetary and fiscal position.
    We need someone pragmatic and it should be Boris as he caused the damage.
    And if he wants to make amends he will negotiate a deal with the Europeans that will allow for one of 3 things or all:
    - work permit access for Europeans who have jobs above a certain threshold of income. Once they have a job offer above 35K say, they automatically get a work permit, can bring their family and are the subject to normal immigration rules.
    - no access to benefits for a period of months (actually Dave already did this but no one noticed above the din of Brexiteer shouting)
    - show they have a certain amount of funds

    - free access to NHS for the above

    In return, Brits in Europe will have to do the same. Fooking unnecessary pain but there you go.

    In exchange free access to the single market.

    Job done.

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