I read it in the 50p Sun

[NotAllThere]

It's hard to know who to vote for, tweedle dumb, or tweedle dumber.

Hmm. A thick private eye reader. Oh well.

[darmstadt]

I prefer their original one that they were going to do:

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[darmstadt]

It's hard to know who to vote for, tweedle dumb, or tweedle dumber.

Presumably you voted for both

[PurpleGorilla]

But haven't recent elections in the UK been won primarily by the newspapers telling the people who to vote for?

It's hard to know who to vote for, tweedle dumb, or tweedle dumber.

[darmstadt]

Why would bureaucrats notice newspaper owners?

Unless the newspaper were breaking the law or asking them difficult questions they aren't interested.

But haven't recent elections in the UK been won primarily by the newspapers telling the people who to vote for?

[SueEllen]

Me too, which is why the UK is doomed as it believes a right wing press which has it's own agenda:

Why would bureaucrats notice newspaper owners?

Unless the newspaper were breaking the law or asking them difficult questions they aren't interested.

[original PM]

Me too, which is why the UK is doomed as it believes a right wing press which has it's own agenda:

Yes well that is why one of the things we need to do whether we leave the EU or not is get some people in power who actually have some morals and are not just interested in being celebrities.

[darmstadt]

Me too, which is why the UK is doomed as it believes a right wing press which has it's own agenda:

I once asked Rupert Murdoch why he was so opposed to the European Union. 'That’s easy,' he replied. 'When I go into Downing Street they do what I say; when I go to Brussels they take no notice.'

[DimPrawn]

I'm so glad I got this contract now, managing the postal voting data backend processing for the referendum....

[SueEllen]

To do list, June 23rd..

1) Read some tulipe about some 'celebrity'
2) Look at the knockers on page 3
3) Read some tulipe about some MP
4) Read some tulipe about some tulipe TV show
5) Read some tulipe about some tulipe 'celebrity; on some tulipe TV show
6) Vote to Leave the E.U.
7) Read the problem pages
8) See what's on TV
9) Quick scan of the phone sex ads
10) Back to work/Jeremy Kyle

Yep, all seems fine.

You should have got a postal vote (or two).

[FatLazyContractor]

To do list, June 23rd..

1) Read some tulipe about some 'celebrity'
2) Look at the knockers on page 3
3) Read some tulipe about some MP
4) Read some tulipe about some tulipe TV show
5) Read some tulipe about some tulipe 'celebrity; on some tulipe TV show
6) Vote to Leave the E.U.
7) Read the problem pages
8) See what's on TV
9) Quick scan of the phone sex ads
10) Back to work/Jeremy Kyle
11) Take that much awaited dump that's been causing farts to rise into my brain, clouding my thinking.
Yep, all seems fine.

FTFY

[rl4engc]

To do list, June 23rd..

1) Read some tulipe about some 'celebrity'
2) Look at the knockers on page 3
3) Read some tulipe about some MP
4) Read some tulipe about some tulipe TV show
5) Read some tulipe about some tulipe 'celebrity; on some tulipe TV show
6) Vote to Leave the E.U.
7) Read the problem pages
8) See what's on TV
9) Quick scan of the phone sex ads
10) Back to work/Jeremy Kyle

Yep, all seems fine.

[GB9]

That's the Sun reader () vote sorted.

Looks good to me.

[DimPrawn]

That's the Sun reader () vote sorted.