That's the Sun reader () vote sorted.
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I read it in the 50p Sun
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To do list, June 23rd..
1) Read some tulipe about some 'celebrity'
2) Look at the knockers on page 3
3) Read some tulipe about some MP
4) Read some tulipe about some tulipe TV show
5) Read some tulipe about some tulipe 'celebrity; on some tulipe TV show
6) Vote to Leave the E.U.
7) Read the problem pages
8) See what's on TV
9) Quick scan of the phone sex ads
10) Back to work/Jeremy Kyle
Yep, all seems fine.Originally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00"I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong."Comment
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Originally posted by rl4engc View PostTo do list, June 23rd..
1) Read some tulipe about some 'celebrity'
2) Look at the knockers on page 3
3) Read some tulipe about some MP
4) Read some tulipe about some tulipe TV show
5) Read some tulipe about some tulipe 'celebrity; on some tulipe TV show
6) Vote to Leave the E.U.
7) Read the problem pages
8) See what's on TV
9) Quick scan of the phone sex ads
10) Back to work/Jeremy Kyle
11) Take that much awaited dump that's been causing farts to rise into my brain, clouding my thinking.
Yep, all seems fine.Comment
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Originally posted by rl4engc View PostTo do list, June 23rd..
1) Read some tulipe about some 'celebrity'
2) Look at the knockers on page 3
3) Read some tulipe about some MP
4) Read some tulipe about some tulipe TV show
5) Read some tulipe about some tulipe 'celebrity; on some tulipe TV show
6) Vote to Leave the E.U.
7) Read the problem pages
8) See what's on TV
9) Quick scan of the phone sex ads
10) Back to work/Jeremy Kyle
Yep, all seems fine."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I'm so glad I got this contract now, managing the postal voting data backend processing for the referendum....Comment
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Me too, which is why the UK is doomed as it believes a right wing press which has it's own agenda:
I once asked Rupert Murdoch why he was so opposed to the European Union. 'That’s easy,' he replied. 'When I go into Downing Street they do what I say; when I go to Brussels they take no notice.'“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostMe too, which is why the UK is doomed as it believes a right wing press which has it's own agenda:Comment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostMe too, which is why the UK is doomed as it believes a right wing press which has it's own agenda:
Unless the newspaper were breaking the law or asking them difficult questions they aren't interested."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWhy would bureaucrats notice newspaper owners?
Unless the newspaper were breaking the law or asking them difficult questions they aren't interested.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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