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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    The girls said you were stingy.
    Yeah, those British ones are greedy beeches. Obese and a big fat fecking chip on their tits.

    You should ask the Romanian and Polish ones.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    The most I'd go is £45.
    The girls said you were stingy.

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  • xoggoth
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    With my general preference for slightly older women, I hope to be extremely celibate in my 80's
    Same here. Always been a bit of a gerontophile but, as you get older, the borderline between that and necrophile gradually diminishes. On the plus side a corpse is probably not too fussy.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    FTFY
    The most I'd go is 45. MP is the perfect age though

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  • vetran
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    FTFY

    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    She's FLC's Fiance, surely...

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  • Mordac
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    My kind of lass...

    South London grandmother becomes the oldest woman ever on the UK sex offenders’ register | Daily Mail Online

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    She's a keeper, surely...
    Oh, and if, after reading the article, you happen to be curious as to what a "Cleveland Steamer" might be, don't, REALLY F@@KING SERIOUSLY, DON'T GOOGLE IT...

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    She's a keeper, surely...

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    With my general preference for slightly older women, I hope to be extremely celibate in my 80's...
    There's no need to be....



    World’s Oldest Prostitute Makes Plans To Retire At Age 86 | Empire News

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  • Mordac
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    With my general preference for slightly older women, I hope to be extremely celibate in my 80's...

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  • DimPrawn
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    How maths can boost your sex life
    Sorry, doesn't add up.

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  • scooterscot
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    Would you like to see my protractor? I'm guessing it couldn't measure your curves.

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  • vetran
    started a topic Shagtastic

    Shagtastic

    Hurrah I'm getting some when I'm in my eighties


    How maths can boost your sex life – well into your 80s

    t is the news which should give class geeks everywhere a rush of blood to the head.

    New research suggests that maths can boost people’s sex lives - even into their 80s.

    A study by researchers at the International Longevity Centre UK think-tank found a link between the ability to perform mathematical tasks in later life and their likelihood of having sex.

    Pensioners who can give the correct answer to a handful of moderately easy sums are twice as likely overall to be sexually active than those who struggle with the task, it found.

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