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Previously on "Have we done the orange tulipehawk?"

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  • NigelJK
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    Gulls are unbelievably greedy
    Let me guess a Herring Gull (as per the Turmeric Terror)

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  • Forgotmylogin
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Gulls are unbelievably greedy.

    Last weekend I was at a friends place at Ilfracombe, and fed the same gull no fewer than three slices of granary bread.

    That's about all the bread _I_ can eat, but this greedy gannet wolfed down the lot, and than even more amazingly still managed to take off!
    So he's the pole-choker of the bird world. Did he fly away in first class?

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  • LondonManc
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    Confused the sardines near the trawler. They thought it was a burst beachball until it was too late.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Gulls are unbelievably greedy.

    Last weekend I was at a friends place at Ilfracombe, and fed the same gull no fewer than three slices of granary bread.

    That's about all the bread _I_ can eat, but this greedy gannet wolfed down the lot, and than even more amazingly still managed to take off!

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Slightly overcooked swan.
    Shame - I did actually have swan once, and it was lovely. Don't think it would have tasted quite so nice had it been overcooked...
    Now, if I end up in the Tower, you'll know it was MF who grassed me up, right?

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    So what did it taste like Zeity? After all, that will be the question on everyone's lips right now...


    Slightly overcooked swan.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Nothing new.

    I've seen loads of orange birds in Essex 'innit?

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Wot fell in the vat of chicken tikka masala?

    Orange is the new gull colour:

    Spice gull: seabird turns orange after falling into vat of curry | Environment | The Guardian
    So what did it taste like Zeity? After all, that will be the question on everyone's lips right now...

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Have we done the orange tulipehawk?

    Have we done the orange tulipehawk?

    Wot fell in the vat of chicken tikka masala?

    Orange is the new gull colour:

    Spice gull: seabird turns orange after falling into vat of curry | Environment | The Guardian

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