Gulls are unbelievably greedy
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So he's the pole-choker of the bird world. Did he fly away in first class?Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostGulls are unbelievably greedy.
Last weekend I was at a friends place at Ilfracombe, and fed the same gull no fewer than three slices of granary bread.
That's about all the bread _I_ can eat, but this greedy gannet wolfed down the lot, and than even more amazingly still managed to take off!
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Confused the sardines near the trawler. They thought it was a burst beachball until it was too late.
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Gulls are unbelievably greedy.
Last weekend I was at a friends place at Ilfracombe, and fed the same gull no fewer than three slices of granary bread.
That's about all the bread _I_ can eat, but this greedy gannet wolfed down the lot, and than even more amazingly still managed to take off!
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Shame - I did actually have swan once, and it was lovely. Don't think it would have tasted quite so nice had it been overcooked...Originally posted by WTFH View PostSlightly overcooked swan.
Now, if I end up in the Tower, you'll know it was MF who grassed me up, right?
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So what did it taste like Zeity? After all, that will be the question on everyone's lips right now...Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWot fell in the vat of chicken tikka masala?
Orange is the new gull colour:
Spice gull: seabird turns orange after falling into vat of curry | Environment | The Guardian
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Have we done the orange tulipehawk?
Wot fell in the vat of chicken tikka masala?
Orange is the new gull colour:
Spice gull: seabird turns orange after falling into vat of curry | Environment | The GuardianTags: None
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