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Ah. Darwin Awards...Originally posted by scooterscot View PostThat must have stung. And having to acknowledge they'll never find a body. You'd think the calcium would keep the bones skeleton intact for a while.
BOILED ALIVE Tourist killed after falling into 100°C acidic hot spring at Yellowstone as rescuers admit they will find no remains
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Since when was 199°F equivalent to 100°C? Such poor fact-checking.Tourist killed after falling into 100°C acidic hot spring at Yellowstone....
Colin Nathaniel Scott fell into the 199°F Norris Geyers Basin at Yellowstone National Park....
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Nonsense, there's a world full of top totty. Especially in the far east, the former soviet union states, and South America.Originally posted by stek View PostYou look around for other beautiful women that want to make love after leaving the EU. But there aren't any.
Just avoid the first world states like the US and Australia where women have got a bit uppity
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Saw your car BTW!!Originally posted by AtW View PostRemember, remember!
The 5th referendum,
The anti-euro treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the anti-European treason
Should ever be forgot!
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Farage, Boris, Gove et al should be arrested, tried and executed immediately for treason, not necessarily in that order!
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Remember, remember!Originally posted by stek View PostRemember this on Referendum day...
The 5th referendum,
The anti-euro treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the anti-European treason
Should ever be forgot!
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Farage, Boris, Gove et al should be arrested, tried and executed immediately for treason, not necessarily in that order!
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Well that's a pretty vulgar post.Originally posted by stek View PostVoting Brexit/Bremain is like making love to a beautiful woman, first you like not being tied to 28 other needy women, despite them all willing to make love. You look around for other beautiful women that want to make love after leaving the EU. But there aren't any.
Then you realise you are alone and all that's left are Eskimo women and Thai Ladyboys or US Feminazis. So then you try to broker a deal with the EU for what you had before and all you get are hairy-armpitted Polish women and Bulgarian Hags.
Remember this on Referendum day...
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Voting Brexit/Bremain is like making love to a beautiful woman, first you like not being tied to 28 other needy women, despite them all willing to make love. You look around for other beautiful women that want to make love after leaving the EU. But there aren't any.Originally posted by AtW View PostVoting Brexit is the same as jumping into supervolcano.
Vote Stay if you want to live.
HTH
Then you realise you are alone and all that's left are Eskimo women and Thai Ladyboys or US Feminazis. So then you try to broker a deal with the EU for what you had before and all you get are hairy-armpitted Polish women and Bulgarian Hags.
Remember this on Referendum day...
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It's where i'm going to throw myself in the event of us being asked to think againOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSo WTF has that got to do with Brexit?
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