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  • Intel
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    Mental note made of another place to dispose of bodies.....

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  • RetSet
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    That must have stung. And having to acknowledge they'll never find a body. You'd think the calcium would keep the bones skeleton intact for a while.



    BOILED ALIVE Tourist killed after falling into 100°C acidic hot spring at Yellowstone as rescuers admit they will find no remains
    Ah. Darwin Awards...

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  • NotAllThere
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    I've not seen scofflaw used for a while.

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  • greenlake
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    Tourist killed after falling into 100°C acidic hot spring at Yellowstone....

    Colin Nathaniel Scott fell into the 199°F Norris Geyers Basin at Yellowstone National Park....
    Since when was 199°F equivalent to 100°C? Such poor fact-checking.

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  • GJABS
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    You look around for other beautiful women that want to make love after leaving the EU. But there aren't any.
    Nonsense, there's a world full of top totty. Especially in the far east, the former soviet union states, and South America.
    Just avoid the first world states like the US and Australia where women have got a bit uppity

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    So WTF has that got to do with Brexit?


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  • stek
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Saw your car BTW!!

    Ж905 АТУУУУУУУУУ

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Saw your car BTW ATW!!

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Remember, remember!
    The 5th referendum,
    The anti-euro treason and plot;
    I know of no reason
    Why the anti-European treason
    Should ever be forgot!

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    Farage, Boris, Gove et al should be arrested, tried and executed immediately for treason, not necessarily in that order!
    Saw your car BTW!!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Remember this on Referendum day...
    Remember, remember!
    The 5th referendum,
    The anti-euro treason and plot;
    I know of no reason
    Why the anti-European treason
    Should ever be forgot!

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    Farage, Boris, Gove et al should be arrested, tried and executed immediately for treason, not necessarily in that order!

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Voting Brexit/Bremain is like making love to a beautiful woman, first you like not being tied to 28 other needy women, despite them all willing to make love. You look around for other beautiful women that want to make love after leaving the EU. But there aren't any.

    Then you realise you are alone and all that's left are Eskimo women and Thai Ladyboys or US Feminazis. So then you try to broker a deal with the EU for what you had before and all you get are hairy-armpitted Polish women and Bulgarian Hags.

    Remember this on Referendum day...
    Well that's a pretty vulgar post.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Voting Brexit is the same as jumping into supervolcano.

    Vote Stay if you want to live.

    HTH
    Voting Brexit/Bremain is like making love to a beautiful woman, first you like not being tied to 28 other needy women, despite them all willing to make love. You look around for other beautiful women that want to make love after leaving the EU. But there aren't any.

    Then you realise you are alone and all that's left are Eskimo women and Thai Ladyboys or US Feminazis. So then you try to broker a deal with the EU for what you had before and all you get are hairy-armpitted Polish women and Bulgarian Hags.

    Remember this on Referendum day...

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    So WTF has that got to do with Brexit?
    It's where i'm going to throw myself in the event of us being asked to think again

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    So WTF has that got to do with Brexit?
    Voting Brexit is the same as jumping into supervolcano.

    Vote Stay if you want to live.

    HTH

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    So WTF has that got to do with Brexit?

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