Anyone here plagued by a cock chafer?

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Mordac replied

7 June 2016, 22:45
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

If you mean MF, he offered me f-all, minus the cost of the photos. Mind you, he did offer to leave me his underwear...

And it wasn't even real leather. Cheapeskatey bastard...
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Mordac replied

7 June 2016, 16:39
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Depends how much the MP offered you for the negatives...

If you mean MF, he offered me f-all, minus the cost of the photos. Mind you, he did offer to leave me his underwear...
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vetran replied

7 June 2016, 16:25
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Only allegedly then. You think I'd hang onto photos of meself suffering from a nasty looking rash?

Depends how much the MP offered you for the negatives...
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Mordac replied

7 June 2016, 15:51
Originally posted by vetran View Post

only allegedly if you don't have the photos. NLYUK let me have a copy.

Only allegedly then. You think I'd hang onto photos of meself suffering from a nasty looking rash?
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vetran replied

7 June 2016, 15:47
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Excellent. I'll buy some leather shorts. They chafe like nothing else on earth. Apparently. Or is it Allegedly?

only allegedly if you don't have the photos. NLYUK let me have a copy.
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Mordac replied

7 June 2016, 13:52
Originally posted by vetran View Post

apparently since he got new teeth he has had complaints..

Excellent. I'll buy some leather shorts. They chafe like nothing else on earth. Apparently. Or is it Allegedly?
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suityou01 replied

7 June 2016, 13:41
Did someone reveal to you this is my pet name for eek
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vetran replied

7 June 2016, 13:39
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

He never chafed mine. Should I ask for a refund?

apparently since he got new teeth he has had complaints..
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Mordac replied

7 June 2016, 13:09
Originally posted by vetran View Post

MF is available soon.

He never chafed mine. Should I ask for a refund?
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vetran replied

7 June 2016, 11:22
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Personally I welcome a good cock chafer......

MF is available soon.
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WTFH replied

7 June 2016, 11:15
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

The chubby insects terrorising Britain's backyards: The plague of fat, flying beetles found in your garden (and your home)* | Daily Mail Online

Cockchafer beetles are terrorising gardeners across the south east

Personally I welcome a good cock chafer......

They (like slugs) are very easy to deal with. Feed the wild birds. After a few weeks the birds will get rid of the slugs as well as the cock chafers.
(not very daily mail to be interested in feeding wild birds, I know).
The other way is to have a badger dig up the grubs. (again, not very daily mail to let badgers live)
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DimPrawn started a topic Anyone here plagued by a cock chafer?

7 June 2016, 11:09
Anyone here plagued by a cock chafer?

The chubby insects terrorising Britain's backyards: The plague of fat, flying beetles found in your garden (and your home) | Daily Mail Online

Cockchafer beetles are terrorising gardeners across the south east

Personally I welcome a good cock chafer......
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