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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Don't believe what you see on Display pics, old sport!
    Indeed this is before FLC shaves, puts on makeup and the spanx, so he can look like this :

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    My money was always on FLC being a lady boy
    Don't believe what you see on Display pics, old sport!

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I think FLC claims to be a man, but i think it could be a case of "the lady doth protest too much"
    My money was always on FLC being a lady boy

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    FLC PM'd me to say, he's also been dreaming of me.

    "Yeah, it was really weird, there I am at your house and you're having a BBQ. Yeah, really weird" - Quote from FLC PM.

    For those who cannot interpret dreams, let me help out. Dreaming of a fella cooking a BBQ, normally means you want a piece of their pork sausage.

    I think the lady doth protest too much.
    I thought it was just Pork pies at your place

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I think FLC claims to be a man, but i think it could be a case of "the lady doth protest too much"
    FLC PM'd me to say, he's also been dreaming of me.

    "Yeah, it was really weird, there I am at your house and you're having a BBQ. Yeah, really weird" - Quote from FLC PM.

    For those who cannot interpret dreams, let me help out. Dreaming of a fella cooking a BBQ, normally means you want a piece of their pork sausage.

    I think the lady doth protest too much.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I think FLC claims to be a man, but i think it could be a case of "the lady doth protest too much"
    Of the super variety

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Hobosapien View Post
    For me it's not being able to see past Tulip in any brand name without thinking "that's *".

    * is the censored real word we can't type here. If you don't know, you haven't been here long enough, run now!
    Last year's CUK Grub Club to Amsterdam, we all stayed in the Golden Tulip Hotel purely on its name

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Could someone please tell me if that is a man or a woman? I'm trying to decide whether I fancy it or not.
    I think FLC claims to be a man, but i think it could be a case of "the lady doth protest too much"

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  • Hobosapien
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    For me it's not being able to see past Tulip in any brand name without thinking "that's *".

    * is the censored real word we can't type here. If you don't know, you haven't been here long enough, run now!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    I went into Leeds city centre this afternoon
    Serves you right. I hope all your vaccinations are up to date!

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    I'd love to help with that one, but there seems to be rather a large queue...
    I'll only give that chance to MP

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Could someone please tell me if that is a man or a woman? I'm trying to decide whether I fancy it or not.
    Xoggy, surely it's the not knowing that makes it all so much more interesting.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

    Someone please shoot me.
    I'd love to help with that one, but there seems to be rather a large queue...

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  • xoggoth
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    Could someone please tell me if that is a man or a woman? I'm trying to decide whether I fancy it or not.

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    All summed up in this one pic....

    Is that an arse smiley [emoji39]?

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