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Previously on "Brexit and it's impact on world's oldest profession."

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  • Eirikur
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    I think you'll be fine....

    I know exactly the spot where that photo was taken. I contracted in that country for 2 years (tax 10% for expats) and got my wife from there as well (not on the photo though)

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    What does the panel think?

    Can't see it'll make any difference. There's hardly any demand for flint arrowheads these days.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    You clearly haven't been paying attention...

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I have never seen so many posts from Mordac on one topic in a single day
    You clearly haven't been paying attention...

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    True enough, it was a young gypsy disabled child if I remember correctly selling lucky heather. She told us a story about how her parents had been killed in a terrible accident and she was all alone, with a wooden leg living on the streets selling lucky heather to be able to afford some stale bread. I remember you laughed in her face, told her to get a job and ate the last piece of your crusty bloomer we were having for lunch, before kicking her stump away and then pointing at her while laughing manically.


    Obscene behavior.
    I think (as you may or may not recall) I was actually eating a burger, but I'm sure the rest of your tale is correct...Crusty bloomers are for wimps - how many did you consume? To the nearest thousand...

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by rl4engc View Post
    Top 3 based on a complex points system: 8, 3, 6


    Was that points or pints?


    As for the original question, I think if we pull out too quickly there could be a bit of a mess.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    True enough, it was a young gypsy disabled child if I remember correctly selling lucky heather. She told us a story about how her parents had been killed in a terrible accident and she was all alone, with a wooden leg living on the streets selling lucky heather to be able to afford some stale bread. I remember you laughed in her face, told her to get a job and ate the last piece of your crusty bloomer we were having for lunch, before kicking her stump away and then pointing at her while laughing manically.


    Obscene behavior.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    She wasn't that disabled...And anyway, I didn't punch her, I merely kicked her stumpy woodworm-ridden fakey leg a tad.
    But you were there, so it must be true (ish).
    I'm sure in your original tale she was a gypsy girl selling heather or something, but hell, there's no point in the truth mugging its way into a fairly unfunny story, is there?

    True enough, it was a young gypsy disabled child if I remember correctly selling lucky heather. She told us a story about how her parents had been killed in a terrible accident and she was all alone, with a wooden leg living on the streets selling lucky heather to be able to afford some stale bread. I remember you laughed in her face, told her to get a job and ate the last piece of your crusty bloomer we were having for lunch, before kicking her stump away and then pointing at her while laughing manically.


    Obscene behavior.

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What do you expect? It's got prozzies in it.

    Do a thread on Amphetamines or punching disabled bar staff in Teddington and he'll be posting all day.
    She wasn't that disabled...And anyway, I didn't punch her, I merely kicked her stumpy woodworm-ridden fakey leg a tad.
    But you were there, so it must be true (ish).
    I'm sure in your original tale she was a gypsy girl selling heather or something, but hell, there's no point in the truth mugging its way into a fairly unfunny story, is there?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I have never seen so many posts from Mordac on one topic in a single day
    What do you expect? It's got prozzies in it.

    Do a thread on Amphetamines or punching disabled bar staff in Teddington and he'll be posting all day.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    I have never seen so many posts from Mordac on one topic in a single day

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    What does the panel think?

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  • rl4engc
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Top 3 based on a complex points system: 8, 3, 6

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    After Brexit prostitutes will be rated on an Australian style points based system and can be deported if they don't have the skills we want.
    They'll never swallow that...

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Are you in or out?
    Ideally both, in fairly quick succession...

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