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  • WTFH
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    Because if she doesn't it will get the hose.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Do I look like Markymark to you? Why would the same hooker ever allow me to visit again?

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    I spread love and make love


    I spread butter and make jam.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Do you kill them and dump their bodies?
    I am a very peaceful man. I spread love and make love

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Do I look like Markymark to you? Why would I visit the same hooker again?


    Do you kill them and dump their bodies?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Maybe his Polish h00ker will offered a loyalty card. One free for every 10 visits?
    Do I look like Markymark to you? Why would I visit the same hooker again?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    12 FLC will get it for Free?
    Maybe his Polish h00ker will offered a loyalty card. One free for every 10 visits?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    11. AtW will finally Pop his cherry.

    HTH
    MF
    12 FLC will get it for Free?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    or at least finally pluck up courage to peep through the curtain into First Class, before being chivvied back to his second class wide-berth seat!
    ftfy

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    11. AtW will finally Pop his cherry.

    HTH
    MF
    LOL. I think not. They'll prove God exists before AtW gets his leg over.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    11. AtW will finally Pop his cherry.

    HTH
    MF
    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    The most amazing thing is that you've got them in the right order, highest probability first.
    Sounds about right

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    11. AtW will finally Pop his cherry.

    HTH
    MF

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  • LondonManc
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    The most amazing thing is that you've got them in the right order, highest probability first.

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  • WTFH
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    10) A riot.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    (9) MF will take an actual real life first class flight
    or at least finally pluck up courage to peep through the curtain into First Class, before being chivvied back to his second class seat!

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