Reply to: mini cooper the excrement edition

[vetran]

Are you the friend I often talk about?

no (s)he is the £1.50 option.

[diseasex]

Are you the friend I often talk about?

try roksa.pl (NSFW) and see for yourself. There is english version too

[PurpleGorilla]

mini cooper the excrement edition

[unemployed]

always fancied one of these

Audi A8 3.0TDI auto 2010MY quattro Sport | eBay

[FatLazyContractor]

Champagne Socialist [emoji106]🏾

Lol, tbh not sure what I am any more. None of the parties are any good.

As AtW says, a Mauve Monkey?

[PurpleGorilla]

Typical socialist

Champagne Socialist [emoji106]🏾

Lol, tbh not sure what I am any more. None of the parties are any good.

[FatLazyContractor]

You know I drive a Beemer right?

Lovely engineering.

[AtW]

You know I drive a Beemer right?

Lovely engineering.

Typical socialist

[PurpleGorilla]

For a socialist monkey you've got unreasonable taste for luxuries.

You know I drive a Beemer right?

Lovely engineering.

[FatLazyContractor]

you can get a PRETTY hooker in Poland for 20-30£ ph. And i mean 18-23 one. Miss my country :S

Are you the friend I often talk about?

[AtW]

Yep the R53 was a piece of tulip in more ways than 1. The R56 (drove one for a year) was a lot more fun 0-60 was far less time than the 7.1 implies...

On the other hand RS3 and RS6 are great...

[unemployed]

I knew a contractor that put down a deposit for the Mini Cooper S when it came out all those years ago, without test driving it, pre-launch.

When it arrived he drove it for a few weeks, took it back to the dealers and sold it. Horrific engine with awful noise.

Luckily they were so popular with idiots he got all his money back as people could jump the waiting list.

Now many years later, they are very costly to run, the engine is a joint development between Chrysler and Rover. Total piece of crap. Add the supercharger and you have a nightmare.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tritec_engine

i regularly walk past a bmw/mini show room and just laugh at the 29k asking price for that pile of junk

30k will buy you a proper car why the feck would anyone pay that for that tulip.

but then i noticed females drive them mostly

[diseasex]

£6.50 for a hookup?

blimey

you can get a PRETTY hooker in Poland for 20-30£ ph. And i mean 18-23 one. Miss my country :S

[eek]

I knew a contractor that put down a deposit for the Mini Cooper S when it came out all those years ago, without test driving it, pre-launch.

When it arrived he drove it for a few weeks, took it back to the dealers and sold it. Horrific engine with awful noise.

Luckily they were so popular with idiots he got all his money back as people could jump the waiting list.

Now many years later, they are very costly to run, the engine is a joint development between Chrysler and Rover. Total piece of crap. Add the supercharger and you have a nightmare.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tritec_engine

Yep the R53 was a piece of tulip in more ways than 1. The R56 (drove one for a year) was a lot more fun 0-60 was far less time than the 7.1 implies...

[FatLazyContractor]

£6.50 for a hookup?

blimey

Information courtesy of my friend. He also said, "Welcome to Budapest".