Marky - You shouldn't have dumped it in the sea ...

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MrMarkyMark replied

5 May 2016, 05:17
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Philippines? Perhaps she started her epic journey in Cornwall along with her friend....

It's lonely when you are out at sea
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vetran replied

4 May 2016, 20:30
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

At least I can remember her name. Unlike my ex-wives.

Must be disconcerting when they scream mine
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greenlake replied

4 May 2016, 18:16
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Indonesia police confiscate sex toy mistaken for 'angel' - BBC News

It traveled a long distance from the Philippines

Philippines? Perhaps she started her epic journey in Cornwall along with her friend....

'Body' floating in water in Newquay turns out to be inflatable sex doll - Telegraph
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MrMarkyMark replied

4 May 2016, 12:07
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

I was in Manila (GreenBelt) and Cebu (Mango Square). Both utterly unrepresentative of the Philippines (being tourism central).
A few ladyboys, millions of feral kids, and ordinary women who, despite the Philippines being "famous" for its easy women, were not interested in this man at all!

Ah, I see..I spent as little time in Manila / Cebu City as possible.
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GJABS replied

4 May 2016, 11:42
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Funny....you must have gone to different places, there, than me.

I was in Manila (GreenBelt) and Cebu (Mango Square). Both utterly unrepresentative of the Philippines (being tourism central).
A few ladyboys, millions of feral kids, and ordinary women who, despite the Philippines being "famous" for its easy women, were not interested in this man at all!
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FatLazyContractor replied

4 May 2016, 11:32
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Which one?

Sorry, forgot all your wives were/are ugly.
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BrilloPad replied

4 May 2016, 11:31
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Then she should be uglier than BP's wife.

Which one?
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MrMarkyMark replied

4 May 2016, 11:30
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Then she should be uglier than BP's wife.

Are you saying I would have been safer with you as my consort big boy?
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FatLazyContractor replied

4 May 2016, 11:27
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

I just spent 6 weeks, there, or maybe the missus scared them off

Then she should be uglier than BP's wife.
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MrMarkyMark replied

4 May 2016, 11:25
Originally posted by GJABS View Post

I couldn't see any reference to the Philippines in the article?
I only took notice because I was in the Philippines a couple of weeks ago. I suppose I better confirm that it wasn't me who dumped the doll into the sea there - I was too busy being accosted by ladyboys and thieving kids.

Funny....you must have gone to different places, there, than me.
I just spent 6 weeks, there, or maybe the missus scared them off
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FatLazyContractor replied

4 May 2016, 11:06
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

If it was Marky's it would have been sheep. The sharks would have have it already.

FTFY
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BrilloPad replied

4 May 2016, 10:44
If it was Marky's it would have been sheep-shaped.
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GJABS replied

4 May 2016, 10:43
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

It traveled a long distance from the Philippines

I couldn't see any reference to the Philippines in the article?
I only took notice because I was in the Philippines a couple of weeks ago. I suppose I better confirm that it wasn't me who dumped the doll into the sea there - I was too busy being accosted by ladyboys and thieving kids.
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BrilloPad replied

4 May 2016, 07:33
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

You have given yours a name

At least I can remember her name. Unlike my ex-wives.
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MrMarkyMark replied

4 May 2016, 07:29
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Vinyl Vera

You have given yours a name
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