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vetran replied

30 April 2016, 21:08
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

But what does OKDQ mean?

Obligatory Kris Dane Quote
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PurpleGorilla replied

30 April 2016, 08:46
Daft Job Titles

How about CUK's very own;

Assguru.

Last edited by PurpleGorilla; 30 April 2016, 09:09.
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DallasDad replied

30 April 2016, 08:27
This could become a long thread!
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greenlake replied

29 April 2016, 19:24
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mudskipper replied

29 April 2016, 19:02
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Head of Run-Off

I was taking the p1ss

But what does OKDQ mean?
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FatLazyContractor replied

29 April 2016, 16:35
Employee
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AtW replied

29 April 2016, 16:31
Moderator
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DallasDad replied

29 April 2016, 16:30
IFA
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vetran replied

29 April 2016, 14:23
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

eh?

Head of Run-Off

I was taking the p1ss
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SimonMac replied

29 April 2016, 14:03
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

If we are talking titles that in no way reflect the actual situation I believe PC's title is 'Pre-Dole Scum'.

FTFY
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barrydidit replied

29 April 2016, 14:00
Paediatrician
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BrilloPad replied

29 April 2016, 13:49
Head of Special High Intensity Training
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Old Greg replied

29 April 2016, 13:43
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

If we are talking titles that in no way reflect the actual situation I believe PC's title is 'Cockwomble'.

FTFY
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stek replied

29 April 2016, 13:42
On BT NHS Spine Project we had a 'Contractor Missing Timesheets Manager'

One of my US colleagues is a 'Retail IT Specialist and Master Inventor'...
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northernladuk replied

29 April 2016, 13:38
If we are talking titles that in no way reflect the actual situation I believe PC's title is 'Contractor'.
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