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Previously on "CUK Top Cretin replaces CUK Village Idiot"

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I've been on this board over ten years, and never realised you could list everyone currently online. Damned clever that!

    Maybe I should nominate myself
    I've been on this board since before it was on this board. And SASloser doesn't think I've upset enough punters to qualify.

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  • diseasex
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    No I can't accept that.
    While you're very, very, very, very far from being God's intellectual gift to mankind, you're just not very accomplished as a full-on, world-class cretin.
    Can we nominate sockies?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Maybe I shouild nominate myself
    No I can't accept that.
    While you're very, very, very, very far from being God's intellectual gift to mankind, you're just not very accomplished as a full-on, world-class cretin.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I take your point Alby and completely agree....
    I've been on this board over ten years, and never realised you could list everyone currently online. Damned clever that!

    Maybe I shouild nominate myself

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    I nominate these people: Cretins
    I take your point Alby and completely agree....

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  • diseasex
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    dx4100, diseasex, and anyone else in the Remain camp, should be jointly and severally awarded the accolade.

    Oops, see what I did there?
    Yet you will be the loser and i'll be the winner in both this nomination and referendum
    Now hide to your cave peasant, i'm the winnah!

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  • WTFH
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    I think it should be based on the quality of the threads they/we start. If the answer to most of them is "have you asked your accountant", "have you tried googling that" or "here's a list of reasons why that is stupid/illegal/expensive", then that person should be in the running.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    er, no, I'm not in the EU Remain camp. I was thinking of someone else, who is. ..
    See, batty....

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Sadly OH, I have to reluctantly inform you that being a slightly batty old git disqualifies you. And Xog. ...
    er, no, I'm not in the EU Remain camp. I was thinking of someone else, who is. ..

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

    Oops, see what I did there?
    Sadly OH, I have to reluctantly inform you that being a slightly batty old git disqualifies you. And Xog.
    Sorry.

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  • Uncle Albert
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    I nominate these people: Cretins

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post


    I must be in with a shout!
    Hey DP, you certainly are! Well done!
    However I feel obliged to tell you the competition is fierce.
    Last edited by sasguru; 21 April 2016, 13:55.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I've retired the CUK Village Idiot Award and replaced it with the CUK Top Cretin award.

    Please add your nominations here.

    As thread starter I cannot be nominated, obviously
    dx4100, diseasex, and anyone else in the Remain camp, should be jointly and severally awarded the accolade.

    Oops, see what I did there?

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  • DimPrawn
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    I must be in with a shout!

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Yes of course, although I feel you haven't done enough for such a prestigious accolade.
    Sort of sums up my life really...

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