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Previously on "41 things that every man should know by the age of 40"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    FTFY
    nope I wear c0ck rings for that.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I wear baseball caps when in my gimp suit. Does that count?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by CloudWalker View Post
    I'm almost 40 and wear baseball caps and play computer games still?
    I wear baseball caps in the garden. Does that count?

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  • CloudWalker
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    I'm almost 40 and wear baseball caps and play computer games still?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY
    Originally posted by unemployed View Post
    Either hand works for me, it has to

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by unemployed View Post
    Well being 40 soon I don't expect to live to 80

    Pretty tired already, so the thought of another 40 years of this Bs is
    whippersnapper, I'm happy to do another 30.

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  • unemployed
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    FEWER!!!!

    Either works

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by unemployed View Post
    42.Be thankful you have less years of BS to worry about

    43.Look for a job you actually enjoy doing rather than some overpaid tulip you hate.
    FEWER!!!!

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  • unemployed
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Explain how.
    Well being 40 soon I don't expect to live to 80

    Pretty tired already, so the thought of another 40 years of this Bs is

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  • unemployed
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    Originally posted by zeitghost

    And the level of distaste for this tuliphole is almost unsupportable.
    Which 🌷 hole???!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I've rarely succeeded at that.

    And the level of distaste for this tuliphole is almost unsupportable.
    Is there any job you would enjoy doing? Unless there is a tasting role at the local chianti and fava bean factory?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by unemployed View Post
    42.Be thankful you have less years of BS to worry about
    Explain how.

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  • unemployed
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    42.Be thankful you have less years of BS to worry about

    43.Look for a job you actually enjoy doing rather than some overpaid tulip you hate.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Coming from someone who gets none, this is gold dust
    just because you always drink at the same well doesn't mean it runs dry, far from it you know just how to treat it.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Bolluscs!
    Coming from someone who gets none, this is gold dust

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