1. Contracting
    1. General
      1. Brexit
    2. Business / Contracts
      1. Coronavirus Assistance
    3. Accounting / Legal
      1. Umbrella Companies
      2. HMRC Scheme Enquiries
      3. The Future of Contracting
      4. IR35 Reform
    4. Technical
    5. Welcome / FAQs
  2. Social
    1. Light Relief
    2. Social / Events
  • Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Reply to: pizza will make your genitals grow

Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "pizza will make your genitals grow"

Collapse
  • LondonManc
    replied
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    MrMarkyMark knows this to be true. He took a young lady out to Bangkok's finest Italian restaurant the other night, and after dinner they went back to his room.
    The young lady had grown one as a result of eating pizza.


    Or at least that's the story he told me.
    He told me about the following night too. He managed to take two ladyboys back to his room and it
    felt like he'd won the lottery; six matching balls...

    Leave a comment:

  • MrMarkyMark
    replied
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    MrMarkyMark knows this to be true. He took a young lady out to Bangkok's finest Italian restaurant the other night, and after dinner they went back to his room.
    The young lady had grown one as a result of eating pizza.


    Or at least that's the story he told me.
    Won't make that mistake, next time, straight to the Kentucky for a family bucket.

    Cheaper and a lot less painful too

    Leave a comment:

  • WTFH
    replied
    Originally posted by unemployed View Post
    Pizza box chemical perfluoroalkyls makes snails grow penises | Metro News

    MrMarkyMark knows this to be true. He took a young lady out to Bangkok's finest Italian restaurant the other night, and after dinner they went back to his room.
    The young lady had grown one as a result of eating pizza.


    Or at least that's the story he told me.

    Leave a comment:

  • LondonManc
    replied
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    There is a big difference between a snail and an arse.
    Fingers crossed, he'll go f*** himself.

    Leave a comment:

  • FatLazyContractor
    replied
    Originally posted by unemployed View Post
    Pizza box chemical perfluoroalkyls makes snails grow penises | Metro News

    i guess sasguru is having pizza 7 days a week now .
    There is a big difference between a snail and an arse.

    Leave a comment:

  • FatLazyContractor
    replied
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    And chicken will make it weeny.

    PETA Says Eating Chicken Makes Your Penis Small
    MF had a family sized chicken pizza last night ...

    Leave a comment:

  • mudskipper
    replied
    And chicken will make it weeny.

    PETA Says Eating Chicken Makes Your Penis Small

    Leave a comment:

  • vetran
    replied
    guess what I had for dinner

    Love King Dong XX
    Last edited by vetran; 18 April 2016, 08:46.

    Leave a comment:

  • unemployed
    started a topic pizza will make your genitals grow

    pizza will make your genitals grow

    Pizza box chemical perfluoroalkyls makes snails grow penises | Metro News

    i guess sasguru is having pizza 7 days a week now .
    Tags: None

Advertisers

  1. Contracting
    1. General
      1. Brexit
    2. Business / Contracts
      1. Coronavirus Assistance
    3. Accounting / Legal
      1. Umbrella Companies
      2. HMRC Scheme Enquiries
      3. The Future of Contracting
      4. IR35 Reform
    4. Technical
    5. Welcome / FAQs
  2. Social
    1. Light Relief
    2. Social / Events
Working...
X