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Previously on "Am I a Complete Feckin Twunt"

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    We can try and make room for three, Mordac, dear boy
    That just got a certain rock star from Pinner into major trouble, and besides, I'm not sure I'd be able to squeeze a night pass out of the missus...Very sweet offer though...

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Can you two just get a bloody room?
    We can try and make room for three, Mordac, dear boy

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    FTFY
    Can you two just get a bloody room?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY

    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Isn't amending a title, of an existing thread, to insult a member = bannable offence ?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    FAO NAT

    Isn't opening a thread to insult a member = bannable offence ?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Please don't put yourself down.

    Its our job.....

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  • WTFH
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    Yes, oui, si, ya, hei, da, aye.
    You're a polyglotinous feckin twunt.

    But what makes it so special this time?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    I knew I could rely on all you guys, I knew you wouldn't let me down.
    In these cynical times, you have made me really happy.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    FAO AtW

    Could you make this chunt an official twunt?

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  • Mordac
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    If you have to ask, then you never really needed to ask in the first place.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    I told you to be careful when you invite the mistress over

    That said, yes, you are a chunt.

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  • Bee
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    What you have done.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Am I a Complete Feckin Twunt
    Yes.

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  • unemployed
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    The doors ajar but I'm scared to go in

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    He's just putting down the most popular comment from his rep.

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