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unemployed replied

14 April 2016, 09:15
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

No, but you being a skilless, uselss, feckless, poorly edjucated berk does.

HTH BIDI

But you work???
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unemployed replied

14 April 2016, 09:14
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

The way he discusses the fairer sex I'm unsure whether he has actually made it "inside"

Shhhhhh you might break my hymen
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MrMarkyMark replied

14 April 2016, 08:19
Originally posted by zeitghost

<cough> What was you inside for? <cough>

The way he discusses the fairer sex I'm unsure whether he has actually made it "inside"
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BrilloPad replied

14 April 2016, 07:58
Originally posted by zeitghost

<cough> What was you inside for? <cough>

To get 5 years it must have been murder. Or being deemed within IR35 when you stated you were not.
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DimPrawn replied

14 April 2016, 06:02
Does 5 year employment gap look bad?

No, but you being a skilless, uselss, feckless, poorly edjucated berk does.

HTH BIDI
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PurpleGorilla replied

14 April 2016, 04:59
You have been a stay at home dad for 5 years?

You have been a carer for a WW2 veteran?

You went off to Nepal and lived as a monk?
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unemployed replied

14 April 2016, 01:30
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

FTFY

i don`t think. i know
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northernladuk replied

14 April 2016, 01:20
Originally posted by unemployed View Post

And there was me thinking I'm a complete

FTFY
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unemployed replied

14 April 2016, 01:07
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

I doubt an intelligent, witty skilled, charming, babe magnet like you will face any issue.

Wing it

And there was me thinking it was my massive
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MrMarkyMark replied

14 April 2016, 00:56
I doubt an intelligent, witty skilled, charming, babe magnet like you will face any issue.

Wing it
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unemployed replied

12 April 2016, 15:41
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

That'll have been his dad.

Wow so personal
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NotAllThere replied

12 April 2016, 15:02
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

If you have a relation who is a window cleaner...

That'll have been his dad.
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unemployed replied

12 April 2016, 13:24
Originally posted by stek View Post

Yeah, do that.

Tell the truth, won't even get a interview anyway.

So will do that.
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stek replied

12 April 2016, 13:22
Originally posted by unemployed View Post

Could extend my last employer and hope they don't check?

Yeah, do that.
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unemployed replied

12 April 2016, 13:21
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

If you have a relation who is a window cleaner or something like that it would work as long as they are happy to give you a reference with no dates.

Could extend my last employer and hope they don't check?
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