Reply to: Another reason to ditch the mobile

[TheMonkey]

Not like you need 'em now anyway.

[wc2]

If I'd known that I'd not have gone to the Chinese butcher to have the snip.

Paid fecking £350 for the privilege.

Only 1 in 1000 people have a bad time after the operation - I happened to be the one. I had a good look when I got home. I thought the guy had given me a knob reduction! My knackers were the size of apples and a nice shade of black. Still not right now after 3 years!

[TheOmegaMan]

When there was the hoohah about brain damage we were assured that close proximity was the problem so I really can't believe that none of you lot came to the obvious conclusion here, there is only one explanation - blokes are putting their mobiles on meeting, sticking them up their arses and then calling themselves from another mobile to get a cheap vibrating thrill.

Actually it's not all it's cracked up to be - the keypad gets pretty tacky after a while.

[EternalOptimist]

When there was the hoohah about brain damage we were assured that close proximity was the problem so I really can't believe that none of you lot came to the obvious conclusion here, there is only one explanation - blokes are putting their mobiles on meeting, sticking them up their arses and then calling themselves from another mobile to get a cheap vibrating thrill.

[xoggoth]

When there was the hoohah about brain damage we were assured that close proximity was the problem so I really can't believe that none of you lot came to the obvious conclusion here, there is only one explanation - blokes are putting their mobiles on meeting, sticking them up their arses and then calling themselves from another mobile to get a cheap vibrating thrill.

[Forumbore]

I've got 3 mobile phones...

One personal, one for speaking to feckless agents...and a spare (not sure why)...

But I have 5 kids!!! So this theory about your knackers being knackered by using mobiles is total boll**ks!

You mean your missus has 5 kids

[DaveB]

The Register have just picked this one up. Much better headline than the BBC I have to say

HELLO! HELLO! YES, I'M INFERTILE. NO, INFERTILE!

[n5gooner]

bothered had the snip a few years back

[premiere]

I've got 3 mobile phones...

One personal, one for speaking to feckless agents...and a spare (not sure why)...

But I have 5 kids!!! So this theory about your knackers being knackered by using mobiles is total boll**ks!

[hyperD]

I believe they are.

Or is it the (Hungarian) socialist government that hands out free mobile phones to gypsies in order they can reachable anytime/anyplace for any potential new jobs from the unemployment agency?

[Forumbore]

Perhaps chavs could be given free mobile phones as part of their benefits package

[hyperD]

Probably more for people who stick their phones down their front jeans pockets. Mini-microwave for the scrotum. Ah yes, the good old Birds Eye boil-in-the-bag condiments...

[Swamp Thing]

As the British doctor in the article says, if you’re not holding the phone to your testes, it’s unlikely that it’ll have an effect on the sperm. And if you are holding the phone down there, then you must be talking bollox

[sparklelard]

I thought that this would only affect Frankensteins' Monster as his nuts are on his neck.

[Paddy]

Heavy mobile use 'damages sperm'

Heavy use of mobile phones may damage men's fertility, a study has suggested.

Researchers found those men who used a phone for four or more hours a day had fewer sperm and those they had moved less well and were of poorer quality.


Ok, so it might just be that people who talk on the phone for more than four hours a day are sat on their arses rather being active but that doesnt make such a good headline now, does it

Fewer sperms are directly proportional to the number of hours spent on sex lines.