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Previously on "This gig is like pulling teeth....."

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    What exactly were the Kardashians famous for before they became famous for something or other? If you see what I mean.

    I've never managed to work that one out.
    Their deceased dad was OJ Simpsons lawyer and had lots of money.

    Caitlyn Jenner was famous for being doing the decathlon and getting a gold medal before becoming a transgender woman.

    The family are now simply famous for being famous....

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    FFS man, what are you? A total, utter, boring, spineless, fecking, bell end chunt? ,

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    What exactly were the Kardashians famous for before they became famous for something or other? If you see what I mean.

    I've never managed to work that one out.
    He wants to be in the news for some reason or the other

    What exactly were the Kardashians famous for before they became famous for something or other?
    Dailymail only exists because this lady spread her legs. Isn't that contribution enough?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    What exactly were the Kardashians famous for before they became famous for something or other? If you see what I mean.

    I've never managed to work that one out.
    I've no idea, but they must own the Daily Fail as every member of the family, their dubious partners, ex boyfriends, everything, is plastered all over the place. Must be a hundred "articles" there per day.

    Considering the DM is supposed to be a UK "newspaper" and the Kardashians are American Z list reality TV "celebs" I really don't get it.....

    Must be something for the selfie stick saddos to read....

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Kanye
    oooh hark at the expert!

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    FFS man, what are you? A Kardashian?
    What exactly were the Kardashians famous for before they became famous for something or other? If you see what I mean.

    I've never managed to work that one out.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    Is Wilmslow Kayne?
    Nope. Nor is he Kanye.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post
    Is Wilmslow Kayne?
    Kanye

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  • SlipTheJab
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    One is a massive arse, one has a massive arse.

    HTHBIDI
    Is Wilmslow Kayne?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    FFS man, what are you? A Kardashian?
    One is a massive arse, one has a massive arse.

    HTHBIDI

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    FAO Wilmslow

    FFS man, what are you? A Kardashian?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Wilmslooooooooooooooow!

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    I thought you were past caring?
    He was, until the contract started making his teeth fall out!

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  • Unix
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    The irony
    I know I created some classics but im too modest, I let others praise me.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by Unix View Post
    Sockie of the decade!
    The irony

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