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NotAllThere replied

23 March 2016, 10:49
Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post

...a right of reply!...
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Hobosapien replied

23 March 2016, 10:42
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Women do that a lot when I walk through the office.

Going commando in leather chaps isn't a good look for the klingons.

Neither is doing same with a nickname of Captain Piles.
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BrilloPad replied

23 March 2016, 09:15
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
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PurpleGorilla replied

23 March 2016, 08:53
Enterprise spaceship is speed limited

Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Starships are a subset of spaceships. Don't make NAT lock this thread over basic maths too.

Nothing like locking a threat before a right of reply!

And chucking a bunch of insults at you whilst locking it down.

The mod power goes to people's heads.

I bet he's never been laid.
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d000hg replied

22 March 2016, 21:35
Starships are a subset of spaceships. Don't make NAT lock this thread over basic maths too.
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AtW replied

22 March 2016, 20:45
Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post

Wasn't the Enterprise a starship rather than a spaceship?

No, it was a dull van in a dull story made up by dull Wilmslow sockie.

HTH
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Moose423956 replied

22 March 2016, 20:12
Wasn't the Enterprise a starship rather than a spaceship?
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greenlake replied

22 March 2016, 20:08
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Enterprise spaceship is speed limited

Is this the 'My Lunch' thread....?
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PurpleGorilla replied

22 March 2016, 19:13
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DimPrawn replied

22 March 2016, 18:48
Women do that a lot when I walk through the office.
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PurpleGorilla replied

22 March 2016, 17:55
Enterprise spaceship is speed limited

Get there a week early and go to the pub.

Get a nice assistant too...

Mmmmmmmm

Last edited by PurpleGorilla; 22 March 2016, 18:04.
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VectraMan replied

22 March 2016, 17:05
Does standard by 12. Backwards.
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DimPrawn replied

22 March 2016, 16:16
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

He used some stupid search engine called majestic. If only he had used google all would have been fine.
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SimonMac replied

22 March 2016, 15:50
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Got new rental whilst my Millennium Falcon is in service but found out that the loaner is speed limited to below speed of light

Top parody

I can't be the only person on here who doesn't employ an accountant at all.

Can someone to the needful please
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stek replied

22 March 2016, 15:41
Has it help rid you of your Klingons?
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