Reply to: Screaming Babies

[Sockpuppet]

The stupid bint that is my other half, has just shouted through at me to come and turn the telly on as she has sat down to feed the baby and cannot reach the controller!!!!

If you turned it off at the mains you could save £36 a year!

[MarillionFan]

"Oh look dear, look at all the puree Ive made today."

"Oh right, well have a look at the requirements document for a client in London I havent finished. NOW F OFF!!!!!"

[PRC1964]

Mrs MF has had a baby recently, so I imagine he's not been "getting as much as before". An explosion may come as a some relief.

[cojak]

Calm MF. Chill.

You'll explode if you carry on like this...

[MarillionFan]

Some irritating tw@t is playing loud music and singing to it(Saturday Night Fever) down the corridor!!!!

Oh its, not a corridor, its a hallway in the Kitchen.

SHUT UP YOU STUPID WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 111

[sasguru]

Excellent - another classic CUK thread. From screaming babies to smelly remote controls in a few easy moves. Well done, everyone.

[Ardesco]

So that's why the remote control is the most biologically contaminated thing in a hotel room...

You have just put a whole new dimension of ewww into renting a hotel room for the night that i didn't previously new existed....

Cheers for that

[DaveB]

The stupid bint that is my other half, has just shouted through at me to come and turn the telly on as she has sat down to feed the baby and cannot reach the controller!!!!

Oh she'll find it, cause Im going to ram it up her arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She'll probably enjoy it. All the little rubber buttons give a good thrill!

Apparently....

[Ardesco]

The stupid bint that is my other half, has just shouted through at me to come and turn the telly on as she has sat down to feed the baby and cannot reach the controller!!!!

Oh she'll find it, cause Im going to ram it up her arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A novel way of convincing her to let you try entering via the alternative exit.....

[triboix]

The stupid bint that is my other half, has just shouted through at me to come and turn the telly on as she has sat down to feed the baby and cannot reach the controller!!!!

Oh she'll find it, cause Im going to ram it up her arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's hot, there!

I think she is fed up feeding the baby, and she tries to share that with you! I have noted that how women work!
The problem is, they have a lot of problems!

I once thought about working from home, though deeper about it, and concluded this may be a bad idea for me!

[sasguru]

Oh she'll find it, cause Im going to ram it up her arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinky! Can I watch? Promise no crusty curtains ...

[MarillionFan]

The stupid bint that is my other half, has just shouted through at me to come and turn the telly on as she has sat down to feed the baby and cannot reach the controller!!!!

Oh she'll find it, cause Im going to ram it up her arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ardesco]

Only another 12 months worth.

then they start demanding toys/money instead....

[Mr Crosby]

Oh great. The baby is screaming again.

Where's that pillow?

Only another 12 months worth.

[MarillionFan]

Oh great. The baby is screaming again.

Where's that pillow?