Reply to: Stick or Twist

[Gumbo Robot]

Warning regarding 'eye candy': "Every woman in her reproductive years makes vaginal discharge EVERY DAY. Types of discharge
a) Bloody or brown
b) Cloudy or yellow
c) Frothy, yellow or greenish with a bad smell
d) Pink
e) Thick, white, cheesy
f) White, grey, or yellow with fishy odour"

Sheesh TMI man.

Surely such misogyny is a bannable offence!?

[FatLazyContractor]

I have heard(cough) that there are these websites called p0rn or something similar. You could try accessing one via the work internet site.

HTH

From a friend? or from one of your exes?

[BrilloPad]

Zero eye candy in the office

Thoughts?

I have heard(cough) that there are these websites called p0rn or something similar. You could try accessing one via the work internet site.

HTH

[LondonManc]

WTF man.

So do you prefer cougars who no longer have to worry about menstruating?
Or do you prefer penis discharge?

+1

Such a wrong post.

[ChimpMaster]

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Warning regarding 'eye candy': "Every woman in her reproductive years makes vaginal discharge EVERY DAY. Types of discharge
a) Bloody or brown
b) Cloudy or yellow
c) Frothy, yellow or greenish with a bad smell
d) Pink
e) Thick, white, cheesy
f) White, grey, or yellow with fishy odour"

WTF man.

So do you prefer cougars who no longer have to worry about menstruating?
Or do you prefer penis discharge?

[DimPrawn]

I concur with that.
Further, if any female from accounts/sales/marketing/front desk becomes aware that 'you're a programmer' in any shape
or form they'll avoid like the plague.

However, if you take the mantel of 'Director' and/or optionally flaunt 'wealth' (e.g. any brand new car, doesn't have to be a 911) then the fairer sex will take immediate notice.

Have seen this first hand.

I overheard eye candy chatting at coffee machine saying she will not go out on any after work drinking sessions if anyone from IT is going "as the act like they've never seen a woman before and they are so tediously dull".


You need to define yourelf as a freelance consultant and business owner, and you need an expensive German car. This my friends, works every time.

[Unix]

I concur with that.
Further, if any female from accounts/sales/marketing/front desk becomes aware that 'you're a programmer' in any shape
or form they'll avoid like the plague.

However, if you take the mantel of 'Director' and/or optionally flaunt 'wealth' (e.g. any brand new car, doesn't have to be a 911) then the fairer sex will take immediate notice.

Warning regarding 'eye candy': "Every woman in her reproductive years makes vaginal discharge EVERY DAY. Types of discharge
a) Bloody or brown
b) Cloudy or yellow
c) Frothy, yellow or greenish with a bad smell
d) Pink
e) Thick, white, cheesy
f) White, grey, or yellow with fishy odour"

Nope programmers are the rock stars now, we wear jeans and tshirt while all the PM's stiffs etc have to wear shirt ties etc. We don't give a crap because we are the talent, chicks love that!!!

[SunnyInHades]

"Zero eye candy in the office" is an irrelevant argument because this is the norm in IT

I concur with that.
Further, if any female from accounts/sales/marketing/front desk becomes aware that 'you're a programmer' in any shape
or form they'll avoid like the plague.

However, if you take the mantel of 'Director' and/or optionally flaunt 'wealth' (e.g. any brand new car, doesn't have to be a 911) then the fairer sex will take immediate notice.

Warning regarding 'eye candy': "Every woman in her reproductive years makes vaginal discharge EVERY DAY. Types of discharge
a) Bloody or brown
b) Cloudy or yellow
c) Frothy, yellow or greenish with a bad smell
d) Pink
e) Thick, white, cheesy
f) White, grey, or yellow with fishy odour"

[suityou01]

Isn't it better sharpening 'em on some blubber?

It'd get messy, like a cat playing with a water balloon full of advocaat.

[Unix]

Honesty is the best policy I find.

Agreed

[suityou01]

Ah ok.

Honesty is the best policy I find.

[FatLazyContractor]

Nah, it's just because it's irretrievably dull, this gig is doing my chunk in and I fancied sharpening my claws on someone.

Isn't it better sharpening 'em on some blubber?

[Unix]

Nah, it's just because it's irretrievably dull, this gig is doing my chunk in and I fancied sharpening my claws on someone.

Ah ok.

[suityou01]

It's not about you is that why you narcissistic feckwit?

Nah, it's just because it's irretrievably dull, this gig is doing my chunk in and I fancied sharpening my claws on someone.

[FatLazyContractor]