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if he had after you got to two it would change to base 63 and the support system would burst out crying.
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You are allowed to say penis. It's not a swear word.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostIf my pen1s only expands at 2am, that's a strange pill.
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If my pen1s only expands at 2am, that's a strange pill.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTry word associations, counting thread and tpd.
A "friend" with lots of sockies advised this.
You are then ready to unleash a torrent of adverts for pen1s expansion at 2am.....
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Teapot World (Teapot Museum) Conwy | Historic Wales GuideOriginally posted by teapot418 View Post
That is very close to MrsBP. I might visit over Easter. Once I have taken the children crabbing at Conwy quay.
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Try word associations, counting thread and tpd.Originally posted by farout775 View PostThanks LondonManc, I feel privileged!
That's 7 now, how much more to unlock?
A "friend" with lots of sockies advised this.
You are then ready to unleash a torrent of adverts for pen1s expansion at 2am.....
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Who are you?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAs you both thanked for and liked this post in TPD, I can only assume that your memory is getting worse
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Lucky I'm not a pen.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWe will tell you that when you tell us where the other 417 teapots are.
Or are they here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teapot_Island ?
Pen Island Pens - Home
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As you both thanked for and liked this post in TPD, I can only assume that your memory is getting worseOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostWe will tell you that when you tell us where the other 417 teapots are.
Or are they here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teapot_Island ?
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Just for this one. He's struggling about with counting his usernames too.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWe have a counting thread for everyone to join in - do we need to start a counting thread for each individual poster?
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We will tell you that when you tell us where the other 417 teapots are.Originally posted by teapot418 View PostWhat happened to the other 773 farouts?
Or are they here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teapot_Island ?
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