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vetran replied

10 March 2016, 17:32
You taught Mrs Palmer to speak in mancunian accent?
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scooterscot replied

10 March 2016, 17:24
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

He has excellent english albeit in ze German accent, highly manipulative and intelligent fecker.

That or you're just really thick and impressionable.
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OnceStonedRose replied

10 March 2016, 13:56
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

This big motormouth from Hamburg has been doing our heads (2 of us from the UK) occasionally raising his voice. He has support from 9 other German lads who look big and intimidating.

He has excellent english albeit in ze German accent, highly manipulative and intelligent fecker.

The question is - Should I do this lass from Manchester tonight?

You want to know if you should shag a Mancunian tart?

It could get very messy.
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DaveB replied

10 March 2016, 13:16
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Before anyone asks, Yes, I am wearing my three-piece Hugo Boss today

And 13 steel rings?

German lodges todger in 13 steel rings

A Munich man has set what may prove an unassailable record for the number of steel rings lodged on a penis after presenting himself at a local hospital with no less than 13 engorgement aids encircling his swollen member.
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FatLazyContractor replied

10 March 2016, 12:34
Before anyone asks, Yes, I am wearing my three-piece Hugo Boss today
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FatLazyContractor started a topic Ze Germans ...

10 March 2016, 12:33
Ze Germans ...

This big motormouth from Hamburg has been doing our heads (2 of us from the UK) occasionally raising his voice. He has support from 9 other German lads who look big and intimidating.

He has excellent english albeit in ze German accent, highly manipulative and intelligent fecker.

The question is - Should I do this lass from Manchester tonight?
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