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AtW replied

8 March 2016, 20:11
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greenlake replied

8 March 2016, 19:30
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Best time of the year to look for a pig

March. 1st of March, to be precise....

NATIONAL PIG DAY – March 1 | National Day Calendar
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darmstadt replied

8 March 2016, 18:40
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BrilloPad replied

8 March 2016, 18:12
Make sure you put your John Thomas in its mouth before DC gets in there.

HTH
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Dactylion replied

8 March 2016, 18:10
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Wow, lots of replies for a really half-arsed parody thread. I'm honoured.

Half arsed? Really? I think half arsed is being generous but I see your point about the plethora of replies.
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AtW replied

8 March 2016, 16:58
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Wow, lots of replies for a really half-arsed parody thread. I'm honoured.

It's like Animal Farm all over again ...
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d000hg replied

8 March 2016, 16:52
Spit roasts seem more common in summer months, quite often at village fairs and the like.
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OnceStonedRose replied

8 March 2016, 16:47
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Wow, lots of replies for a really half-arsed parody thread. I'm honoured.

A damning indictment of this daft forum that is!
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DimPrawn replied

8 March 2016, 16:45
Wow, lots of replies for a really half-arsed parody thread. I'm honoured.
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vetran replied

8 March 2016, 16:21
you going to be taking it up the OXO tower?
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FatLazyContractor replied

8 March 2016, 15:04
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

How would willies help with a pig as they don’t kick back in the same manner?

Not sure what you are referring to.

I was talking about wearing wellies before entering a pigsty which usually is dirty.
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Wilmslow replied

8 March 2016, 15:02
Originally posted by Gumbo Robot View Post

Swindon? How dare you!

Mistake - Swinedon.

Mind you, Calne is not far away.
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Wilmslow replied

8 March 2016, 15:01
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

How big are your wellies?

I can understand wellies for sheep, it is the kickback you see, and adds to the traction for a much more pleasurable experience.

How would willies help with a pig as they don’t kick back in the same manner?
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FrontEnder replied

8 March 2016, 14:58
Have you asked your accountant?
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OnceStonedRose replied

8 March 2016, 14:54
Yeah June sounds about right.
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