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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    "Noises" made by Italian lasses = mmrf grrf
    aiuto lasciami andare .

    I can confirm that
    FTFY!

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Things no better on the jetsetter front then?
    no he is just speaking from bitter experience.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You're deluded. Cojak doesn't care about you. When she does have to review one of your posts she gives it as much scrutiny as you would a steaming dog turd you may have stepped in. Disdain and disgust.
    That's good innit?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    So what happened in the end MF? Did they put you on a cargo plane?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You're deluded. Cojak doesn't care about you. When she does have to review one of your posts she gives it as much scrutiny as you would a steaming dog turd you may have stepped in. Disdain and disgust.
    Things no better on the jetsetter front then?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Just because I welcomed you back, doesn't mean you should let me out.

    Cojak is watching me like a hawk
    You're deluded. Cojak doesn't care about you. When she does have to review one of your posts she gives it as much scrutiny as you would a steaming dog turd you may have stepped in. Disdain and disgust.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor
    Cojak has a secret soft spot for me ..
    Yes, just between your shoulder blades, betwen the sixth and seventh thoracic vertebrae

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY

    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Cojak has a secret soft spot for me and is watching me like a hawk

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Attach a sound file, or it didn't happen
    Just because I welcomed you back, doesn't mean you should let me out.

    Cojak is watching me like a hawk

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    "Noises" made by Italian lasses = Italian Poetry .

    I can confirm that
    Attach a sound file, or it didn't happen

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Have you ever flown Tornado to Italy for some spaghetti?
    Was that question meant for MF ?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    acronym, it makes IT sound like Italian poetry
    "Noises" made by Italian lasses = Italian Poetry .

    I can confirm that

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    Ah, the barking dog. In my year of insanity flying A320s as I thought driving a bus would be a better life than sitting behind a computer screen and ended up sitting behind a MCDU instead earning slave wages, I would leave that job to the cabin crew.
    Have you ever flown Tornado to Italy for some spaghetti?

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  • clearedforlanding
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Do they make you rage as much as questions about A319/320 PTUs from punters?


    "What's that funny noise the plane made? It's not safe to fly..."
    Ah, the barking dog. In my year of insanity flying A320s as I thought driving a bus would be a better life than sitting behind a computer screen and ended up sitting behind a MCDU instead earning slave wages, I would leave that job to the cabin crew.

    Most passenger complaints will be when the APU is off because company want you to save fuel, but on the flight deck you'll be nice & cool with the windows open.

    If you really want to convince someone that a plane is not safe to fly unfold your napkin and hold it up against the seal of a door (will not work on exit row) - freaks the weak of heart right out.

    Love you taking the piss out of me on the acronyms, very bad habit of mine, everything to do with aviation is an acronym, it makes IT sound like Italian poetry
    Last edited by clearedforlanding; 23 February 2016, 16:20.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    You can drop bodies over the side on the way.


    (oh and welcome back MMM)
    Cheers

    I will consider the Cat route should I have a number of disposable items to get rid of, very handy.
    Thanks for the tip

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