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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou're deluded. Cojak doesn't care about you. When she does have to review one of your posts she gives it as much scrutiny as you would a steaming dog turd you may have stepped in. Disdain and disgust.
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So what happened in the end MF? Did they put you on a cargo plane?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostYou're deluded. Cojak doesn't care about you. When she does have to review one of your posts she gives it as much scrutiny as you would a steaming dog turd you may have stepped in. Disdain and disgust.
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostJust because I welcomed you back, doesn't mean you should let me out.
Cojak is watching me like a hawk
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractorCojak has a secret soft spot for me ..
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FTFY
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostCojak has a secret soft spot for me and is watching me like a hawk
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostAttach a sound file, or it didn't happen
Cojak is watching me like a hawk
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post"Noises" made by Italian lasses = Italian Poetry .
I can confirm that
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Originally posted by AtW View PostHave you ever flown Tornado to Italy for some spaghetti?
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Postacronym, it makes IT sound like Italian poetry
I can confirm that
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostAh, the barking dog. In my year of insanity flying A320s as I thought driving a bus would be a better life than sitting behind a computer screen and ended up sitting behind a MCDU instead earning slave wages, I would leave that job to the cabin crew.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostDo they make you rage as much as questions about A319/320 PTUs from punters?
"What's that funny noise the plane made? It's not safe to fly..."
Most passenger complaints will be when the APU is off because company want you to save fuel, but on the flight deck you'll be nice & cool with the windows open.
If you really want to convince someone that a plane is not safe to fly unfold your napkin and hold it up against the seal of a door (will not work on exit row) - freaks the weak of heart right out.
Love you taking the piss out of me on the acronyms, very bad habit of mine, everything to do with aviation is an acronym, it makes IT sound like Italian poetryLast edited by clearedforlanding; 23 February 2016, 16:20.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostYou can drop bodies over the side on the way.
(oh and welcome back MMM)
I will consider the Cat route should I have a number of disposable items to get rid of, very handy.
Thanks for the tip
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