MF for Prime Minister

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MarillionFan replied

22 February 2016, 14:36
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Why the hell not ?

You fancy me don't you? I'm flattered.
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SimonMac replied

22 February 2016, 13:43
We can sort him out a Blair Force One style plane now at least

Benches designed for planes to accommodate fat people
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WTFH replied

22 February 2016, 13:31
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

So are you saying that his First class travels are not fantasies?

Besides - Fantasizing -> That is where he excels Dave

I'm sure he's snuck on to first class in a Southern train once.
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FatLazyContractor replied

22 February 2016, 13:28
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

His marriage is a fantasy, a bit like his property portfolio.

So are you saying that his First class travels are not fantasies?

Besides - Fantasizing -> That is where he excels Dave
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WTFH replied

22 February 2016, 13:19
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Correction. His wife owns them.

Has anyone ever seen his wife? I suspect, a bit like AndyW's Mum's legs, you'll never see the two of them together.

Mrs MF is just MF in drag. His marriage is a fantasy, a bit like his property portfolio.
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FatLazyContractor replied

22 February 2016, 13:10
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

He's got 100 BTL houses there. Never tidies any of them. Eaton Mess.

Correction. His wife owns them.
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WTFH replied

22 February 2016, 13:06
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I didn't know MF went to Eton?

He's got 100 BTL houses there. Never tidies any of them. Eaton Mess.
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BrilloPad replied

22 February 2016, 13:05
I didn't know MF went to Eton?
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vetran replied

22 February 2016, 13:03
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I'd tax people so much they'd vote Labour and like it!

you have Gideon down as a Corbyn sleeper?
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AtW replied

22 February 2016, 12:56
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

AtW will be his Chancellor of the Exchequer

I'd tax people so much they'd vote Labour and like it!
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FatLazyContractor replied

22 February 2016, 12:41
AtW will be his Chancellor of the Exchequer
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barrydidit replied

22 February 2016, 12:40
There wouldn't be any pasty tax nonsense at least.
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FatLazyContractor started a topic MF for Prime Minister

22 February 2016, 12:37
MF for Prime Minister

Why the hell not ?
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