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Previously on "Oh Dear: What's New"

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  • milanbenes
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    hi Lisa thanks

    Milan.

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  • LisaContractorUmbrella
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    Welcome back

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  • milanbenes
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    you got it

    lol

    seen it too

    Milan.

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  • clearedforlanding
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    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
    how close are we all to retiring ?

    or are you all divorced now

    Milan.
    Ah yes, the cycle of a contractor.

    Permie dreams of early retirement -> Permie becomes contractor -> contractor makes money -> money & the stuff he has blown it on attracts woman -> woman divorces contractor -> contractor returns to step 3, only out of a travelodge this time.
    Last edited by clearedforlanding; 16 February 2016, 12:38. Reason: Conversion to the Church of Latter Day Taints

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
    how close are we all to retiring ?

    or are you all divorced now

    Milan.
    Plan B has produced 2 loaves. There are 3 loaves in the process of being kneaded.

    Next year rodders!

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  • milanbenes
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    how close are we all to retiring ?

    or are you all divorced now

    Milan.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
    Milan.
    milan, shurely?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    It's the end of days.

    And lo, it was said that on the eve of the end times the Cretin and the Tape Changer would return, and great would be the wailing and gnashing of teeth and the lamentations of the sockies would be heard even unto Windsor.
    FTFY

    we live near Windsor!!!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    It must be some sort of conspiracy.

    Someone find Mulder, quick.
    It's the end of days.

    And lo, it was said that on the eve of the end times the Cretin and the Tape Changer would return, and great would be the wailing and gnashing of teeth and the lamentations of the sockies would be heard even unto Slough.

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    It must be some sort of conspiracy.

    Someone find Mulder, quick.
    Brillo would be the closest, he has the ex files

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  • BrilloPad
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    First sasguru - now Milan....

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  • milanbenes
    started a topic Oh Dear: What's New

    Oh Dear: What's New

    Yo All,

    what's new, the great thing with CUK is it's like a pub where nothing changes, you can pop in from time to time and even have gap years and still the regulars are there had at it discussing the same things

    wonderful what an institution

    perhaps it does some kind of commemorative status


    Milan.
    Last edited by milanbenes; 16 February 2016, 11:13.

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