hi Lisa thanks
Milan.
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Ah yes, the cycle of a contractor.Originally posted by milanbenes View Posthow close are we all to retiring ?
or are you all divorced now
Milan.
Permie dreams of early retirement -> Permie becomes contractor -> contractor makes money -> money & the stuff he has blown it on attracts woman -> woman divorces contractor -> contractor returns to step 3, only out of a travelodge this time.Last edited by clearedforlanding; 16 February 2016, 12:38. Reason: Conversion to the Church of Latter Day Taints
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Plan B has produced 2 loaves. There are 3 loaves in the process of being kneaded.Originally posted by milanbenes View Posthow close are we all to retiring ?
or are you all divorced now
Milan.
Next year rodders!
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how close are we all to retiring ?
or are you all divorced now
Milan.
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FTFYOriginally posted by DaveB View PostIt's the end of days.
And lo, it was said that on the eve of the end times the Cretin and the Tape Changer would return, and great would be the wailing and gnashing of teeth and the lamentations of the sockies would be heard even unto Windsor.
we live near Windsor!!!
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It's the end of days.Originally posted by zeitghostIt must be some sort of conspiracy.
Someone find Mulder, quick.
And lo, it was said that on the eve of the end times the Cretin and the Tape Changer would return, and great would be the wailing and gnashing of teeth and the lamentations of the sockies would be heard even unto Slough.
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Brillo would be the closest, he has the ex filesOriginally posted by zeitghostIt must be some sort of conspiracy.
Someone find Mulder, quick.
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Oh Dear: What's New
Yo All,
what's new, the great thing with CUK is it's like a pub where nothing changes, you can pop in from time to time and even have gap years and still the regulars are there had at it discussing the same things
wonderful what an institution
perhaps it does some kind of commemorative status
Milan.Last edited by milanbenes; 16 February 2016, 11:13.Tags: None
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