Reply to: Bradford beers or 2?

[stek]

I'll turn up, but despite living in Farsley (Pudsey ish) for 8 years I've only ever had two nights out in Bradford and both times I saw someone seemingly having been mugged, folks tear-arsing after some ahem, Asian lads screaming 'he's got me purse'.....

In my youth my motto would have been get involved - now I'm older my motto is don't get involved.

[barrydidit]

So where are these beers taking place then? North Parade? or **** Bradford and get the train to Leeds?

[barrydidit]

my mate told me a story years ago in bradford the health people raided a kebab shop and found an Alsatians head in a freezer out the back. This is one of many reasons that Bradford should be avoided

My dad was a health inspector in Bradford for >30 years and...

Does it not occur to you or your mate that trying to stock a kebab shop with dogs, cats, rats, or whatever would actually be considerably more difficult, time-consuming, and expensive than merely buying legitimate lamb, chicken, and other meats at wholesale prices from a reputable company, established and equipped for that very purpose, that will deliver it directly to the shop?

..that's what he always said.

[DimPrawn]

It's normally related to Chinese takeaways when I hear it

I've heard they have a one way cat flap round the back door.

[FatLazyContractor]

Trying to dig up the place where a client took me a short while ago.

Top nosh

Be aware competition in Bradford is fierce so read all TA reports with large pinch of salt. All I can say is that all the meat is cooked on a stonking great Chargrill and tastes fantastic, and that was just lunch

“Not as good as I was expecting”
2 of 5 starsReviewed 2 days ago NEW via mobile
The lasagne I ordered was very chewy and cheesy and had very less meat. Flavouring of the chicken stir fry wasn't very good either. Only upside was the service

Who the fu<k goes to a grill restaurant to order a Lasagne? AndyW's mum?

[NigelJK]

Trying to dig up the place where a client took me a short while ago.

Top nosh

Be aware competition in Bradford is fierce so read all TA reports with large pinch of salt. All I can say is that all the meat is cooked on a stonking great Chargrill and tastes fantastic, and that was just lunch

[Antman]

Went there recently, the ones on manningham lane like the mumtaz etc. don't serve alcohol.

Stick to aagrahs or akbars (somewhere outside of Bratfor')

[Mincepie]

Does it not occur to you or your mate that trying to stock a kebab shop with dogs, cats, rats, or whatever would actually be considerably more difficult, time-consuming, and expensive than merely buying legitimate lamb, chicken, and other meats at wholesale prices from a reputable company, established and equipped for that very purpose, that will deliver it directly to the shop?

Never ever let common sense or the truth spoil a good story for gods sake!

[Gumbo Robot]

FFS, that myth has been doing the rounds since I was a kid.

It's normally related to Chinese takeaways when I hear it

[NickFitz]

FFS, that myth has been doing the rounds since I was a kid.

When I was a kid, it was Chinese restaurants. But kebab shops weren't really a thing in most towns until the mid-to-late 1970s, so we had to take our targets of casual racism where we could find them

[NigelJK]

my mate told me a story years ago in bradford the health people raided a kebab shop and found an Alsatians head in a freezer out the back

FFS, that myth has been doing the rounds since I was a kid.

[oscarose]

Does she still work at the hookers? !

ah, that's after the meal

[FatLazyContractor]

Indeed, yes, of course followed by a ruby

Does she still work at the hookers? !

[NickFitz]

my mate told me a story years ago in bradford the health people raided a kebab shop and found an Alsatians head in a freezer out the back. This is one of many reasons that Bradford should be avoided

Does it not occur to you or your mate that trying to stock a kebab shop with dogs, cats, rats, or whatever would actually be considerably more difficult, time-consuming, and expensive than merely buying legitimate lamb, chicken, and other meats at wholesale prices from a reputable company, established and equipped for that very purpose, that will deliver it directly to the shop?

[oscarose]

What about the curry?

Spiritual home of curry as we know it

Indeed, yes, of course followed by a ruby