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They get annoyed if you pretend to understand and nod when you clearly do not. I once had someone with a broad Glaswegian accent ask me something on the street and I think I literally had him repeat himself a half-dozen times before I finally got it.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostYeah Glaswegians are friendly even if you can't understand what they are saying.
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Glasgow is a very nice city and I live in Kelvinside, not Easterhouse.Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostGlasgow? Where were you living in the US? Detroit or Flint?
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Originally posted by seanraaron View PostI'm an optimist, but yes I hold the red passport, so British. And no, unlike many of my Yankee brethren, I have no ancestral ties. I just like it here.
Glasgow? Where were you living in the US? Detroit or Flint?
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I'm an optimist, but yes I hold the red passport, so British. And no, unlike many of my Yankee brethren, I have no ancestral ties. I just like it here.Originally posted by stek View PostAn incomer!
You can't naturalise as Scottish (or English or Welsh) anyway, only British....
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Only by naturalisation, though I know that unlike America the natives will never accept an immigrant like me truly as one of their own.Originally posted by WTFH View Post
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Originally posted by seanraaron View PostBest to assume anything amazing was invented in America. We're just so damn awesome.
I thought you were Scottish.
Things America Did Not Invent - Uncyclopedia - Wikia
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Too logical. They captured a live 'Upkeep' bouncing bomb (technically a mine, but still) from a crashed Lancaster in 1943, called it 'Kurt' but couldn't get it to bounce. Never thought to back-spin it see.....Originally posted by NigelJK View PostMakes a change for the Germans to invent something.
Good card players!!!
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Best to assume anything amazing was invented in America. We're just so damn awesome.Originally posted by zeitghostUm, it was invented in Septicland.
In 1950.
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