Reply to: Scotland Question

[Bluespider]

On a slightly more serious note, Lenzie is a very pleasant victorian commuting town, built around the station. Lots of old sandstone houses and pleasant streets. Its 10-15 mins into the center of Glasgow on the train. Not a huge amount going on there though but close enough to everything else.

My Mrs hails from Lenzie and we are there quite often to see friends.

[MrMarkyMark]

I've never had a turndown in Scotland.


Every girl I asked said aye.

They don't have much choice, once they are in the forest.
I guess that's where your 4 wheel drive comes in handy.

[WTFH]

I've never had a turndown in Scotland.


Every girl I asked said aye.

[TestMangler]

Ah... that explains the torrent of personal abuse when I phoned reception for a turndown

A turndown have you been to finishing school since we last spoke ?

[MrMarkyMark]

Ah... that explains the torrent of personal abuse when I phoned reception for a turndown

Just as well you weren't requesting something of a more personal nature, unless that is a northern euphemism.

[barrydidit]

That was my house ya twat, not a hotel.

Ah... that explains the torrent of personal abuse when I phoned reception for a turndown

[MrMarkyMark]

Last time I went to Scotland I stayed in a nice hotel. I could tell it was nice cause it had a complimentary bottle of buckie on the side, along with a selection of takeaway menus and a bucket of sawdust for soaking up puke.

Sawdust, eh?
Bloody rich "southerners"

[TestMangler]

Last time I went to Scotland I stayed in a nice hotel. I could tell it was nice cause it had a complimentary bottle of buckie on the side, along with a selection of takeaway menus and a bucket of sawdust for soaking up puke.

That was my house ya twat, not a hotel.

[barrydidit]

Last time I went to Scotland I stayed in a nice hotel. I could tell it was nice cause it had a complimentary bottle of buckie on the side, along with a selection of takeaway menus and a bucket of sawdust for soaking up puke.

[Uncle Albert]

Yeah, taking Bucky to Scotland to use as currency is a great idea, cause there's such a shortage of it.

Next time you get invited to a civil partnership in the sahara, remember to take some sand.

Could be a nice earner. Sheikh to import 3,000 tons of sand from Lancashire - Telegraph

[TestMangler]

No need for Euros, just take a few bottle of Bucky and barter.

Yeah, taking Bucky to Scotland to use as currency is a great idea, cause there's such a shortage of it.

Next time you get invited to a civil partnership in the sahara, remember to take some sand.

[MrMarkyMark]

No need for Euros, just take a few bottle of Bucky and barter.

I'm guess you get a better rate on that, on the bottle, than White Lightening?

[Uncle Albert]

Agreed, take some Euros instead, they get enough of our cash as it is

No need for Euros, just take a few bottle of Bucky and barter.

[MrMarkyMark]

Don't use English money there

Agreed, take some Euros instead, they get enough of our cash as it is

[I just need to test it]

When you going? Winter's a bit of a bleak time of year to go. The days are very short, and the weather likely to be dreich.

Persuade them to postpone until May.