Please do my job for me

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ContractorHardman replied

5 January 2016, 00:22
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I spotted one on jobswerve recently. A long tedious advert. Last sentence "please read advert carefully before applying". Why not put that at the beginning?

Oh. I forgot. Is it cos agents iz fick?

Fick? Are you doing an impression of my Essex agent?
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greenlake replied

4 January 2016, 21:09
Hi DaveB,

I hope you are well. How was your break? I am emailing you to ask you for assistance as I am working on muiltiple positions based in the xxx area and I am keen to find out if you know anyone that you would recommend for these positions?

I have attached my table of roles with links to further information about the positions if you know anyone please reply with their details or pass on this email.

Obviously, they weren't having much success with their billboard ad campaign....
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BrilloPad replied

4 January 2016, 15:38
I spotted one on jobswerve recently. A long tedious advert. Last sentence "please read advert carefully before applying". Why not put that at the beginning?

Oh. I forgot. Is it cos agents iz fick?
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LondonManc replied

4 January 2016, 15:36
Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post

Poundland?

You wish.
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SlipTheJab replied

4 January 2016, 15:34
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Not even cash, £50 in High Street Vouchers!

Poundland?
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DaveB replied

4 January 2016, 15:29
Originally posted by SlipTheJab View Post

Only fifty notes! Gone are the days of offering £500 per placement (they may as well offer a million quid as pimps will always find a way not to pay out referral fees ).

Not even cash, £50 in High Street Vouchers!
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vetran replied

4 January 2016, 15:28
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

I will reward with £50 in highstreet vouchers.

out of the £10k fees I will expect.

FTFY
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SlipTheJab replied

4 January 2016, 15:27
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Latest waste of electrons from an agent

Only fifty notes! Gone are the days of offering £500 per placement (they may as well offer a million quid as pimps will always find a way not to pay out referral fees ).
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DaveB started a topic Please do my job for me

4 January 2016, 15:25
Please do my job for me

Latest waste of electrons from an agent

Hi DaveB,

I hope you are well. How was your break? I am emailing you to ask you for assistance as I am working on muiltiple positions based in the xxx area and I am keen to find out if you know anyone that you would recommend for these positions?

I have attached my table of roles with links to further information about the positions if you know anyone please reply with their details or pass on this email.

<list of permie roles attached>

It’s worth noting that. Any recommendation that leads to a successful placement I will reward with £50 in highstreet vouchers.
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