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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    I have "fun" watching the speed cameras near me when I'm on two feet to see how not to get caught.
    Isn't the simplest way to not get caught not to speed?

    That seems to work for me.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Isn't thermite a better alternative?
    Tesco have an annoying habit of red-flagging it though.

    Clean-up on Aisle 3. No, wait, 4. No, wait, basement.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Is the problem that they can't remember who was driving because they were both off their faces on coke?


    Those series 3 CRVs with their displays that rotated - you could get the display to go flat and it was a perfect surface for it.*




    *So I'm told.
    Well, they would have needed something to "straighten up" after those, extended, lunch time drinks.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Doesn't that involve an old tyre & a gallon of petrol?
    Isn't thermite a better alternative?

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  • WTFH
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    Is the problem that they can't remember who was driving because they were both off their faces on coke?


    Those series 3 CRVs with their displays that rotated - you could get the display to go flat and it was a perfect surface for it.*




    *So I'm told.
    Last edited by WTFH; 6 January 2016, 09:31.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY

    Originally posted by v8gaz View Post
    The real crime here is calling yourself a contractor and not having a chauffeur to either drive, or take the rap for you.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by v8gaz View Post
    The real crime here is calling yourself a contractor and not having at least one car each.
    we do its just my car comes with fewer car seats & free petrol.

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  • v8gaz
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    The real crime here is calling yourself a contractor and not having at least one car each.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Not all speed cameras flash.
    I said that earlier as well. KUATB.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Sue Ellen in white stilettos & a wide belt.... hmmm

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  • vetran
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    Sue Ellen in white stilettos & a wide belt.... hmmm

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  • MicrosoftBob
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Doesn't that involve an old tyre & a gallon of petrol?
    Or an RPG if you live in Dorset allegedly

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Doesn't that involve an old tyre & a gallon of petrol?
    Maybe she's from Essex?

    Warning over deliberate obstructions placed on Essex roads | UK news | The Guardian

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Not all speed cameras flash.
    With the two way facing ones they can flash in the opposite direction to the way the vehicle is moving, so the car driver gets an unexpected letter in the post.

    I have "fun" watching the speed cameras near me when I'm on two feet to see how not to get caught.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post



    As I said earlier, did neither of you notice the speed camera flash?
    Not all speed cameras flash.

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