Krakow. Any good?

[MarillionFan]

Oh I believe the speech(which is at Xmas) will be a doozie. Luckily I'm not Best man.

The British Consular turned around (when his missus phoned) and basically said 'tough' They dont like pissed Englishman so they're gonna teach them a lesson.

Naz Drovier!

[vetran]

hmm

I bet you had fun with the speech!

[MarillionFan]

Luckily for them, the two Polish guys admitted they were trying to mug them, as opposed to the bit of shouting in the high street that resulted in one of our party punching first and asking questions later.

Arrested, seperated, shackled hands and feet, stripped naked and thrown in a bare cell with 20 others, no phone call, no water, no toilet.

That'll teach them.

Polish police. Harsh but fair.

[Lucifer Box]

Doing their bit for the image of Brits abroad. Excellent work.

[MarillionFan]

Carnage. Absolute carnage.

Stag & one of the party spent 16 hours inside a prison on the outskirts of the city for having a punch up with some Poles off the main square.

My brother was the stag and is a complete tw@t.

[xoggoth]

Right about London. I stormed out of one of those places (bravely defying the threats of the 4'11" lady manageress) a couple of years back when they trid to charge me £35 for sitting down at a formica table in an empty cellar.

PS Krakow? Isnt that something to do with concentration camps or huge volcanoes?

[Judge Fred]

I don't know about Krakow, Polish men have never really been my thing.

[MarillionFan]

Whats the weather like this time of the year?

[ratewhore]

All the bars around the market square are a good a place as any to start. I can't comment on the brothels as I went with my girlfriend and apparently that isn't considered good form when one is with ones partner...

[Paddy]

Don't go anywhere near the brothel-type places. A chap at my site went a few weeks ago, and the group were forced to pay over £600 to avoid getting the tulip kicked out of them by the bouncers. If I see him I'll ask the name of the place, but by all accounts they are all up to the same scam, e.g. girly sits down, you buy her a drink, it goes on your slate, slate arrives, drink cost £150. Bouncers arrive clutching baseball bats etc etc.

That scam operates in London as well

[expat]

Off there for a stag do at the weekend?

Do's & Don'ts?

Don't spoil a lovely city by using it as a yobs' stag dive.

[MarillionFan]

"If I see him I'll ask the name of the place, but by all accounts they are all up to the same scam, e.g. girly sits down, you buy her a drink, it goes on your slate, slate arrives, drink cost £150. Bouncers arrive clutching baseball bats etc etc."

Oh let me know where it is. 2 of the party are dickheads who deserve a kicking. Let me know the place and I'll make sure I get a taxi to take them there!!!

[Mordac]

Don't go anywhere near the brothel-type places. A chap at my site went a few weeks ago, and the group were forced to pay over £600 to avoid getting the tulip kicked out of them by the bouncers. If I see him I'll ask the name of the place, but by all accounts they are all up to the same scam, e.g. girly sits down, you buy her a drink, it goes on your slate, slate arrives, drink cost £150. Bouncers arrive clutching baseball bats etc etc.

[MarillionFan]

Off there for a stag do at the weekend?

Do's & Don'ts?