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Previously on "Righto, Im flouncing for good."

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    There are twice as many nerve ending in the clitoris than in the penis.

    Anyway, talking of penises, this is what really happened in the garden of Eden.
    I wanted to get a clitoris but every c**ts got one....

    Sorry Cojack...had to be done..

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    There are twice as many nerve ending in the clitoris than in the penis.
    My recollections of counting nerve endings from dim & distant Biology classes involved creating a grid matrix on the skin area to be tested with a pen, blindfolding the person wot is to be tested and then use a pin to prick the dots of the grid recording a hit or miss a la battleships - i.e. did he (for they were always a he) feel it - thus the sensitivity and therefore the amount of nerve endings within the area can be deduced

    Did they do something similar on a clit to come up with that conclusion?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    There are twice as many nerve ending in the clitoris than in the penis.
    Bolshie always looked like a very nervous type ...

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Then how come I know everything about it now?
    I know you posted everything about it online.

    Luckily HMRC switched to the majestic search engine so can't find it.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post


    I hope this isnt a pseudo flounce like others...good riddance.
    If only it were true. If people want to leave they just go.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Isn't that essentially what a penis is?
    There are twice as many nerve ending in the clitoris than in the penis.

    Anyway, talking of penises, this is what really happened in the garden of Eden.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Are you sure?

    I think you'll find that's just a slightly large clitoris.
    Isn't that essentially what a penis is?

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  • fullyautomatix
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    I hope this isnt a pseudo flounce like others...good riddance.

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  • mudskipper
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    Last edited by mudskipper; 30 December 2015, 16:22.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    She stands up at the urinals and holds it with both hands. Are you sure?
    What Bolshies wanted to say to NAT was this -


    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    It's ok. No need to panic. I've just checked, and I'm definitely male.
    I didn't think omnipotent all seeing deities were gender specific?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    I think you'll find that's just a slightly large clitoris.
    She stands up at the urinals and holds it with both hands. Are you sure?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
    Any TAA stuff ive kept off here, neither have I given any strategy followed by NTRT away to non members or HMRC.
    Then how come I know everything about it now?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    It's ok. No need to panic. I've just checked, and I'm definitely male.
    Are you sure?

    I think you'll find that's just a slightly large clitoris.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    NAT is she?
    It's ok. No need to panic. I've just checked, and I'm definitely male.

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