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BrilloPad replied

17 December 2015, 15:49
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

They are scary.

And they always seem to know....

How bad can it be?
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SueEllen replied

17 December 2015, 15:22
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

It may be a parody but it's still a good idea for a holiday, or are we still licking our wounds from the last time they kicked our asses!

They are scary.

And they always seem to know....
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SimonMac replied

17 December 2015, 14:44
Originally posted by NibblyPig View Post

We can't always tell as you're not usually this funny

FTFY
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NibblyPig replied

17 December 2015, 14:19
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

It's a parody thread you moron.

We can't always tell as your extremism comes across as parody sometimes
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SimonMac replied

17 December 2015, 14:08
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

It's a parody thread you moron.

It may be a parody but it's still a good idea for a holiday, or are we still licking our wounds from the last time they kicked our asses!
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northernladuk replied

17 December 2015, 14:06
Originally posted by psychocandy View Post

And you give me grief for posting trivial nonsense!

It's a parody thread you moron.
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psychocandy replied

17 December 2015, 13:53
And you give me grief for posting trivial nonsense!
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MrMarkyMark replied

17 December 2015, 09:49
Originally posted by DaveB View Post

You didn't ask them about Centre Parcs again did you?

At least the term "Oxo Tower" seemed to amuse them
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DaveB replied

17 December 2015, 08:05
You didn't ask them about Centre Parcs again did you?
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greenlake replied

16 December 2015, 19:55
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

I've Got A New Hole !!

Congratulations on your new hole! Have a banana....
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sociopath replied

16 December 2015, 17:00
[QUOTE=BrilloPad;....and you told her to ask her accountant![/QUOTE] more like it
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FatLazyContractor replied

16 December 2015, 16:21
I've Got A New Hole !!

Martin Scrotman is ready to help
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NibblyPig replied

16 December 2015, 16:19
Did you post without reading the sidebar?
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MrMarkyMark replied

16 December 2015, 14:30
FTFY

Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post

Did you post asking for the best place to buy Rohypnol, some gloves and a ski mask ?
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MicrosoftBob replied

16 December 2015, 14:27
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

Logged on to Mumsnet and said hello and they ripped me a new one! Should have known better.

Did you post asking for the best place to buy Rohypnol ?
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