One off your wrist

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vetran replied

14 December 2015, 11:07
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

I think Vetran's women are hysterical trying to fight HIM off too.

you shouldn't judge other people based purely on your own experience.
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d000hg replied

14 December 2015, 11:01
Originally posted by vetran View Post

strange its the other way around with my ladies. They become hysterical after the stimulation.

Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post

In my case, I'm the one who gets hysterical just trying to fight 'em all off

I think Vetran's women are hysterical trying to fight HIM off too.
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FatLazyContractor replied

14 December 2015, 10:49
Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View Post

In my case, I'm the one who gets hysterical just trying to fight 'em all off

The men inside motorway services bogs ?
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Martin Scroatman replied

14 December 2015, 10:45
Originally posted by vetran View Post

strange its the other way around with my ladies. They become hysterical after the stimulation.

In my case, I'm the one who gets hysterical just trying to fight 'em all off
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vetran replied

14 December 2015, 10:42
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Good way to deal with a hysterical woman:

The Straight Dope: Did Victorian era doctors use vibrators to treat hysteric female patients with orgasm therapy?

strange its the other way around with my ladies. They become hysterical after the stimulation.
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VectraMan replied

14 December 2015, 10:37
Good way to deal with a hysterical woman:

The Straight Dope: Did Victorian era doctors use vibrators to treat hysteric female patients with orgasm therapy?
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Troll replied

14 December 2015, 10:28
There was an article in that esteemed medical publication "The Lancet" comparing the relative merits of hand shandys versus bonking.
It came out in favor of tugging due to the lack of a threat from STD's unwanted pregnancies etc
So crack on!
HTH

Last edited by Troll; 14 December 2015, 10:32.
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vetran started a topic One off your wrist

14 December 2015, 10:15
One off your wrist

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there you go have a Parrotty good time
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