Is the String for tying on Luggage Tags on Suitcases Tax Deductable

[northernladuk]

Don't you find you get an itchy a*se crack when you wear those?

Bearing in mind the size of FLCs arse crack this could be pretty serious.

[FatLazyContractor]

Don't you find you get an itchy a*se crack when you wear those?

And yes, it is butt floss

[MrMarkyMark]

I personally don't. Use them, that is.

There was I thinking you were broad minded.

Does your friend Martin Scroatman play the woman then

[FatLazyContractor]

Don't you find you get an itchy a*se crack when you wear those?

I personally don't. Use them, that is.

[FatLazyContractor]

I want to invest my spare company money I say to my accountant...
Why not put it in to something else then he says...
So I did... but I don't think he meant these.....

There are two ways one can invest in them:

1. Go to Ann summers and buy them.
2. Spend on a hooker and pull them.

What would NLYUK do?

[MrMarkyMark]

Don't you find you get an itchy a*se crack when you wear those?

[northernladuk]

I want to invest my spare company money I say to my accountant...
Why not put it in to something else then he says...
So I did... but I don't think he meant these.....

Buy one of these, get rid of the hanging bits and use the string.

Expense the G-string on expenses though.

[FatLazyContractor]

Buy one of these, get rid of the hanging bits and use the string.

Expense the G-string on expenses though.

[d000hg]

What colour is it?

[DimPrawn]

Got to be worth asking.