• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Reply to: Firewood.

Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Firewood."

Collapse

  • MrMarkyMark
    replied
    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    I always imagine that to be a sort of mixture between Kenneth Williams and Julian Clary.
    Depends which / whose pants hes wearing that day

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    replied
    Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
    I always imagine that to be a sort of mixture between Dame Edna and Brian Blessed.
    Onward my mighty Gladioli!

    FTFY

    Leave a comment:


  • Dactylion
    replied
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    [ NLUK voice]
    I always imagine that to be a sort of mixture between Kenneth Williams and Julian Clary.

    Leave a comment:


  • vetran
    replied
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    The Wife(tm) has her own shed?

    Man, what on earth were you thinking
    keeping her out of his! Its a diversionary shed!

    Top move

    Wife has a shed, babe has a play house, I have a shed & a Manshack. The butler can use the other outbuildings.

    Leave a comment:


  • WTFH
    replied
    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    Not really a burn is it


    No, it was a cheap shot, a bit like taking Candy from a baby. I'll not do it again as I heard you can be a bit Psycho at times.

    Leave a comment:


  • MicrosoftBob
    replied
    Not really a burn is it

    Leave a comment:


  • MicrosoftBob
    replied
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Do you like Gregg's sausage rolls?
    Ok you got me on that one, but the bacon butties are better

    Leave a comment:


  • WTFH
    replied
    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    When do I post about watching Jeremy Kyle or visiting the job centre ?


    [ NLUK voice]Have you tried the search function? [ /NLUK voice]




    http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/105851-question-time.html#post2082275


    http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/99257-bbc-msm-double-standards-2.html#post1944887

    Leave a comment:


  • FatLazyContractor
    replied
    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    When do I post about watching Jeremy Kyle or visiting the job centre ?
    Do you like Gregg's sausage rolls?

    Leave a comment:


  • MicrosoftBob
    replied
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Are you PsychoCandy's sockie?
    When do I post about watching Jeremy Kyle or visiting the job centre ?

    Leave a comment:


  • WTFH
    replied
    Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
    I live in Wales, land is cheap


    Are you PsychoCandy's sockie?

    Leave a comment:


  • MicrosoftBob
    replied
    Originally posted by LucidDementia View Post
    You can fit downed trees in your coal shed? **** me I might need to upgrade the house.
    I live in Wales, land is cheap

    Leave a comment:


  • WTFH
    replied
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    The Wife(tm) has her own shed?

    Man, what on earth were you thinking


    That I didn't want any of her tulip in my shed!


    Her shed contains: deck chairs, a pressure washer, some empty pots, grit for winter and the coal etc as mentioned earlier. It's only about 4ftx5ft.


    I'm planning on upgrading my shed soon and will probably give her a bigger one in a couple of years.

    Leave a comment:


  • MrMarkyMark
    replied
    Originally posted by LucidDementia View Post
    Wise words. It would suck the Christmas out of Christmas a bit though.
    I know, but, at least you can invite them over at your leisure.






    Then enjoy yourselves properly after

    Leave a comment:


  • LucidDementia
    replied
    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    You should put all family parasites away in a hotel (at their own expense).

    This saves, the chance of, them from raiding any of the really nice things you have in for Christmas.
    Wise words. It would suck the Christmas out of Christmas a bit though.

    Leave a comment:

Working...
X